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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6270 on: May 06, 2023, 11:51:29 AM »
This guy pulled a Smollett and got caught!! He was doing well and it didn't need to go this way, but when the chance to blame whitey somebody is all too tempting.. why not!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6271 on: May 08, 2023, 07:04:46 AM »
Don't go licking armpits.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6272 on: May 08, 2023, 12:58:16 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6273 on: May 08, 2023, 01:11:51 PM »
It appears the newest hobby is to find a crime in progress and record it on your phone.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6274 on: May 08, 2023, 01:14:04 PM »
It appears the newest hobby is to find a crime in progress and record it on your phone.

Or shut the door.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6275 on: May 08, 2023, 06:03:27 PM »
The pet bird line would have got me too.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6276 on: May 09, 2023, 11:23:11 AM »
Take that Paulides you creep!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6277 on: May 11, 2023, 05:05:13 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6278 on: May 12, 2023, 06:04:11 AM »
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« Reply #6279 on: May 13, 2023, 07:27:00 PM »
When I first moved to N.C. some of the Good Ole Boys I worked with exposed me to Bojangles.  Bo's is fast food. Chicken. Good chicken - hell phenomenal chicken. Best fast food I've ever had [Well except for stopping at the White Castle on 8 Mile and Gratiot at 2AM after tearing it up over in Windsor, Ontario all night but that is a specific, special case].  The fried chicken is wonderful and all the sides are winners.  You also get free Bojangles Iced Tea with your meal. Sweet Tea. There is something satisfying to hearing the dude taking your order at the register  and bellowing into the mic: "Quarter Dark. Dirty Rice. Free Ice Tea".

Most on the board probably don't have access to Bo's. @JUAN might. The Sweet Tea though - how do you describe it?  It is like one part cane sugar to three parts water with a tea bag dipped in it just enough to stain it.  About takes your head off the first time you try it. Grows on you though. I can see why the concoction was developed in the South. Nothing is more refreshing after working outside in the Sun and heat all day then a bottomless Bo's Sweet Tea.  Before A/C it must have been a life sustainer in August.

Very recently Bojangles Hard Sweet Tea was released. Confidence was high that it would be awesome.  I watched the review below where this guys states that it is awesome.  Worked outside in the Sun and heat for hours. Normally I'll have a Gatorade but today by jove I had this new, noble, nectar of the Gods on hand. Trembling with anticipation, I pulled on the pop top and took a mighty swig.  GACK! Argh! Oh no!  It tasted like that horrid cough medicine that they give to you as a kid. You know that red shit that your Mom would pour into a big spoon and make you glug it down? It didn't help in any way but was some sort of F'ed up punishment for being sick, hanging around the house and getting on peoples nerves.

So while this dude has one awesome hat, he must be a Big Food shill. It tastes like shit.  0 out of 5 Clucks.

 

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Re: Ellgab P.S.A. Attention! Warning! Achtung! Alerte!
« Reply #6280 on: May 13, 2023, 07:35:02 PM »
When I first moved to N.C. some of the Good Ole Boys I worked with exposed me to Bojangles.  Bo's is fast food. Chicken. Good chicken - hell phenomenal chicken. Best fast food I've ever had [Well except for stopping at the White Castle on 8 Mile and Gratiot at 2AM after tearing it up over in Windsor, Ontario all night but that is a specific, special case].

Most on the board probably don't have access to Bo's. @JUAN might. The Sweet Tea though - how do you describe it?  It is like one part cane sugar to three parts water with a tea bag dipped in it just enough to stain it.  About takes your head off the first time you try it.

If you would have gone into a Harvey's and bought an iced tea when you were in Windsor you would have had the same thing.
Every iced tea here is sweetened.
I still remember the first time I had what you guys called iced tea.
Why would anyone order that?
It's your Vegemite.

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Re: Ellgab P.S.A. Attention! Warning! Achtung! Alerte!
« Reply #6281 on: May 13, 2023, 07:46:48 PM »
If you would have gone into a Harvey's and bought an iced tea when you were in Windsor you would have had the same thing.
Every iced tea here is sweetened.
I still remember the first time I had what you guys called iced tea.
Why would anyone order that?
It's your Vegemite.

"Quarter Dark. Dirty Rice. Free Ice Tea". 

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See that Mic? They say that right into it.  "Free Ice Tea"   Free refills too.  FREE!


In other news - The magic White Castle is still there!  There are many like it but this one is indeed the top of the pyramid. With a nod to Kumar & Harold:
https://www.google.com/maps/@42.4501923,-82.9680747,3a,75y,4.97h,93.37t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1smB_tPgHkz4yxdHRe1VUCSQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Cheetah's of Windsor is also stilll there:
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A word to the wise. If a young lady of dubious morals and worse looks offers to "fuck your eye glasses" for 3 dollars do not accept said offer. Because, well...the eye glasses are returned to you.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6282 on: May 13, 2023, 08:03:14 PM »
Doing the Google Streetview crawl around the East Side from the White Castle. Kind of forgot how grim it is.  :'(

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Re: Ellgab P.S.A. Attention! Warning! Achtung! Alerte!
« Reply #6283 on: May 13, 2023, 08:41:07 PM »
"Quarter Dark. Dirty Rice. Free Ice Tea". 

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See that Mic? They say that right into it.  "Free Ice Tea"   Free refills too.  FREE!


In other news - The magic White Castle is still there!  There are many like it but this one is indeed the top of the pyramid. With a nod to Kumar & Harold:
https://www.google.com/maps/@42.4501923,-82.9680747,3a,75y,4.97h,93.37t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1smB_tPgHkz4yxdHRe1VUCSQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Cheetah's of Windsor is also stilll there:
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A word to the wise. If a young lady of dubious morals and worse looks offers to "fuck your eye glasses" for 3 dollars do not accept said offer. Because, well...the eye glasses are returned to you.

The Windsor Ballet!  I had a "Windsor Ballet" tshirt, it was a really ugly pea soup green color.  And yes, some interesting times were had in Windsor.

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Re: Ellgab P.S.A. Attention! Warning! Achtung! Alerte!
« Reply #6284 on: May 14, 2023, 03:13:54 AM »
"A word to the wise. If a young lady of dubious morals and worse looks offers to "fuck your eye glasses" for 3 dollars do not accept said offer. Because, well...the eye glasses are returned to you.

On the bight side you did not give her the extra dollar for anal.