Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

Maybe the Dingo bit your butt?

[Up All Night]

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-stepson-who-died-after-hiking-in-extreme-heat-at-national-park-were-from-orlando-officials

At 6 p.m., Big Bend National Park officials said it received an emergency call for help along the trail. A team of Park Rangers and U.S. Border Patrol Agents reached the trail at 7:30 p.m. and found the teenager dead.

A search then began for the father, who was found 30 minutes later dead inside his vehicle, which has crashed over an embankment at the Boquillas Overlook, officials said.

"The father from what we can understand was driving, as you could imagine, probably pretty stressed out and frantic to get help to his sons, and at some point had a crash over an embankment," VandenBerg said.

[sean92008]

Sleazy middle-aged men who would hold onto your credit card longer than necessary... Those weren't entry level jobs, they were drug rehab jobs.

https://autos.yahoo.com/autos/oregon-ends-72-ban-pumping-183200983.html

[Bart Ell]

Q: Have you ever seen anything like this?
A: No. No I have not.

Fastball to the temple would calm that candyass down.

[Walks_At_Night]

Damn. Josh Gates coulda been squished like a grape!

[PB]

[Walks_At_Night]

Pisner beer is made with well...Piss.  Kind of:
https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19546780/piss-beer/

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[Walks_At_Night]

Got lunch from a food truck.  Plate of BBQ with sauce, potato salad and baked beans with a can of Coke.  $15 on the nose. I paid with a twenty dollar bill and the lady gave me back 5 singles. She had some five dollar bills so I offered to exchange the five singles for one of the fives in case she wanted them back for change.  Damn near started a fight. Crazy times.

[JUAN]

Lexington or Eastern?

[Walks_At_Night]

Lexington or Eastern?

I'm a Lexington guy.  It was darn good too - sauce was wonderful. Won't be back though - too bad.

[JUAN]

Me, too.  I never got the hang of Eastern.

[sean92008]

Got lunch from a food truck.  Plate of BBQ with sauce, potato salad and baked beans with a can of Coke.  $15 on the nose. I paid with a twenty dollar bill and the lady gave me back 5 singles. She had some five dollar bills so I offered to exchange the five singles for one of the fives in case she wanted them back for change.  Damn near started a fight. Crazy times.

There are so many people that are monetarily illiterate...

My bill comes to $12.21 and I give $22.21. the cashier tried to give me the $2.21 back and I explained why. Poor thing must have had parents that surfed, skateboarded or watched too much TV.

[Up All Night]

https://nypost.com/2023/07/06/mta-bus-collides-with-double-decker-bus-in-nyc-81-injured/

[KSM]

Like something you'd find @Walks_At_Night
Damn weird, or what!

[Walks_At_Night]

Like something you'd find @Walks_At_Night
Damn weird, or what!

Holy cats @KSM   What the hell was up with that?  Sign me up for cabin demo - the rest of Ellgab can go down into the hole with the slime and those bug things.

Great find. Almost sorry about that Telephone Man song now.  I think you were blissfully unaware of its existence.