Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[JUAN]

Black oil aliens

[bateman]

Sweet Jeezus this looks amazing.

[KSM]

Sweet Jeezus this looks amazing.

GOOD!

About fucking time too! Can't wait.

[Walks_At_Night]

Sweet Jeezus this looks amazing.

Wow! It sure does. 

[KSM]

Wow! It sure does.

Imagine if it was Napoleon at sea commanding a sub, WAN! We'd be creaming in our jeans!  The horses might not fair so well.. 

[Zetaspeak]

Joaquin Phoenix is such an obvious choice. Now would they dare play ABBA Waterloo during the closing credits 

[Bart Ell]

Sweet Jeezus this looks amazing.

I hear it is already in the running for best short film of 2023.

Yes, I know he was of average height and not really short for his time.
Enjoy the joke, ya creeps.

I will be sitting this one out - The Bart hates period pieces.
The Bart extra hates period pieces where Johnny Cash plays historical figures.

[Bart Ell]

There's this security guy who decided to start a conversation with me this morning.
He looks like Officer Hoppy Hopkins from Sanford and Son.
He asked me if I went by catering.
When I said I have not he said I should try the vanilla donit.
He had 2 donits for brefest.

"I pacifically recmend the vanilla donits for brefest"
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[Bart Ell]

HOPPY UPDATE:

He is upset that they are having VietMANese sammitches and Fow for lunch today.
The added T to sammich was a glorious bonus.
He pronounced it Sam-itch with a weird emphasis on the IT.

[Walks_At_Night]

There's this security guy who decided to start a conversation with me this morning.
He looks like Officer Hoppy Hopkins from Sanford and Son.
He asked me if I went by catering.
When I said I have not he said I should try the vanilla donit.
He had 2 donits for brefest.

"I pacifically recmend the vanilla donits for brefest"
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Two of 'em.

[Walks_At_Night]

HOPPY UPDATE:

He is upset that they are having VietMANese sammitches and Fow for lunch today.
The added T to sammich was a glorious bonus.
He pronounced it Sam-itch with a weird emphasis on the IT.

He might be pleasantly surprised in the Sammitch area - pretty damn good in my experience:
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[PB]

There's this security guy who decided to start a conversation with me this morning.
He looks like Officer Hoppy Hopkins from Sanford and Son.
He asked me if I went by catering.
When I said I have not he said I should try the vanilla donit.
He had 2 donits for brefest.

"I pacifically recmend the vanilla donits for brefest"

Maybe he grew up in Mayberry


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[TigerLily]

"Napoleon" might be more interesting if he talked liked Bart's security guy

[Bart Ell]

He might be pleasantly surprised in the Sammitch area - pretty damn good in my experience:

No dice.
I told him they were great but he is convinced the meat is cat.
He also said he will continue to call it Fow soup because he does not have the time or the interest to learn Chinese.

[Walks_At_Night]

No dice.
I told him they were great but he is convinced the meat is cat.
He also said he will continue to call it Fow soup because he does not have the time or the interest to learn Chinese.

Hard times tomorrow when it is Indian food day. He'll have to chose between green glop, orange glop or brown glop.