Author Topic: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread (Read 1002286 times)

TigerLily · « **Reply #6555 on:** September 03, 2023, 10:30:57 PM »

For "Not much to share" it was pretty interesting. Thanks for the update, WAN. Btw did you try any of the alternatives to the vaccine like bleach or horse piss? I had the Federal shot and two boosters. Or was it three? Didn't kill me or turn me gay. Glad you survived and didn't lose your job. They must think highly of you

Jayzelady · « **Reply #6556 on:** September 03, 2023, 10:45:17 PM »

PB · « **Reply #6557 on:** September 03, 2023, 11:08:09 PM »

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 03, 2023, 09:04:58 PM

... A few things have happened. Damn near got fired over the Vax - told them to stick Der Fuehrer's dictate up their ass. It was a little tense for awhile but they caved and then spent the next year kissing my butt trying to smooth things over. I'll never forget though...

''It's a pandemic of the unvaccinated!''

That would have been an interesting saga to read as it played out.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 03, 2023, 09:04:58 PM

... Years back we had a guy die in his cube on a Friday. Nobody found him until Monday morning. Dying in the House of Pain is not optimal...

Yeah, don't die on Friday night, wait for Monday morning.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 03, 2023, 09:04:58 PM

... Methuselah is gone. In July of 2022 he just up and quit. The White Shoe Boys were busting his balls trying to get him to do something he had no interest in doing. "You have to do this!" "No I don't. I'm done"...

Haha, perfect.

sean92008 · « **Reply #6558 on:** September 04, 2023, 12:13:55 AM »

I love these videos... Same behavior trying to avoid arrest.... It's like in a handbook.

PS I love the chapters in the description. Classic lines like:

1:16:36 "this isn't Burger King"
1:26:55 Paramedic had enough
1:33:47 ambulance refused to transport
1:37:48 "It's Mr. A$$hole"

KSM · « **Reply #6559 on:** September 04, 2023, 09:31:32 PM »

This audibly cracked me up for several minutes. You'll see.

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Up All Night · « **Reply #6560 on:** September 04, 2023, 10:07:40 PM »

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 03, 2023, 06:00:53 AM

Update:
Heard from Hillbilly Jim. All is well. Apparently he pulled out of Burning Man before the rain and virus outbreak. He said he was "entertaining" a methed up Cambodian escort in his Circus Circus lair and that he's rather busy and would fill me in later.