Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Peter Wyngarde]

London has one of the worst skylines in the world. Like an acid trip. Ridiculous and senseless.

If you are looking for an argument, you won't find one with me. It's a horror show, just a playground for architects to design another substitute cock and force everyone to stare at it.

That being said, Americans are still dumb as shit.

[Walks_At_Night]

The guys that think they can take an elephant barehanded are the most fascinating to me. I've seen clips of Rhinos flipping jeeps over with ease. Awhile back on this thread there was a clip of an Elephant killing a Rhino and it didn't look particulary strained in doing so. 

[KSM]

If you are looking for an argument, you won't find one with me. It's a horror show, just a playground for architects to design another substitute cock and force everyone to stare at it.

That being said, Americans are still dumb as shit.

Hehehe  yeah I was throwing it out there. At you. Guilty.    Boy, the wifi there in Bethlem Royal Hospital serves you well.

The guys that think they can take an elephant barehanded are the most fascinating to me. I've seen clips of Rhinos flipping jeeps over with ease. Awhile back on this thread there was a clip of an Elephant killing a Rhino and it didn't look particulary strained in doing so. 

I recall the elephant / rhino video. Dumbo didn't even break a sweat.
I've never heard of anyone who thought they could take an elephant. Where did you get that from? @Walks_At_Night

[KSM]

When it comes to serial killers, one always thinks of a white man with mommy issues.
Nobody knows about Samuel Little. One of the only black serial killers in American history with a body count of 93!
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[Walks_At_Night]

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I've never heard of anyone who thought they could take an elephant. Where did you get that from? @Walks_At_Night

Some goofy poll:

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[KSM]

Some goofy poll:

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Interesting.

I could in take all of them from Large Dog and up as they get easier from there. That said, I also believe I could in most cases take a wolf, king cobra, and in rare circumstances.. the crocodile.  Kangaroo is interesting though. Scrappy bastards. Grouchy Aussies of the outdoors.

[Walks_At_Night]

[PB]

Interesting.

I could in take all of them from Large Dog and up as they get easier from there. That said, I also believe I could in most cases take a wolf, king cobra, and in rare circumstances.. the crocodile.  Kangaroo is interesting though. Scrappy bastards. Grouchy Aussies of the outdoors.

This guy thought he could take an eagle's picture without asking

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[PB]

Seriously. Who thinks they can "take down" a chimpky? They're face-ripping fucking savages. And they can be cute while they do it!

It's one of the most dangerous animals on that list. 

You ever been anywhere, say a tourist trap in Asia, where there are packs of monkeys dumb tourists feed and are now lying in wait for the next person to come by?  The cuteness idea disappears quickly, permanently.

[Walks_At_Night]

I guess in theory one could rip a Croc's eyeball out but at what cost?

[PB]

I guess in theory one could rip a Croc's eyeball out but at what cost?

Reminds me of an old saying - it doesn't matter how many crocodiles you get, it only takes one to get you.

[Walks_At_Night]

Reminds me of an old saying - it doesn't matter how many crocodiles you get, it only takes one to get you.

Well if multiples come into play that opens up a whole new world. How about 100 guys taking on a silverback?

[sean92008]

[KSM]

This guy thought he could take an eagle's picture without asking

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Yeah, fighting an eagle could be iffy. The size of that thing? Birdy refuses to say cheese and he ain't fuckin' around.

Not sure if you could choke out a Croc?

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[Bart Ell]