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Walks_At_Night

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6795 on: November 22, 2023, 02:34:23 PM »
I thought the lady on TV said the Bentley was stolen from the casino parking lot?
SO MANY LAYERS TO THIS TERROR ONION!

Aha! I figured it some super rich teenager yapping on a cell phone or some drug lord trying to impress his bitch with his non-existent driving skills. 
Car theft fits better.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6796 on: November 22, 2023, 02:40:26 PM »
Welp neither here nor there.  The border is secure.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6797 on: November 22, 2023, 03:16:36 PM »
Welp neither here nor there.  The border is secure.

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Those pussy birds only wish they could fly like Bentleyguy!

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1727455180361286098

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6798 on: November 22, 2023, 03:22:03 PM »
Those pussy birds only wish they could fly like Bentleyguy!

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1727455180361286098

Looks like a scene from "Dukes of Hazard."

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6799 on: November 22, 2023, 03:26:02 PM »
Those pussy birds only wish they could fly like Bentleyguy!


Looks like all they hit was the curb. Absolutely insane how much altitude and distance they caught. 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6800 on: November 22, 2023, 03:36:12 PM »
Looks like all they hit was the curb. Absolutely insane how much altitude and distance they caught.

56 year old guy and hs wife on their way to see Kiss in Toronto...

He shoulda stayed home.

https://twitter.com/PaulStanleyLive/status/1727408152759386121

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6801 on: November 22, 2023, 03:40:33 PM »
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Racist car.

Seriously, Bentleys go faster than 50MPH?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6802 on: November 22, 2023, 03:44:10 PM »
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Racist car.

Seriously, Bentleys go faster than 50MPH?

You forgot the woke Rainbow bridge.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6803 on: November 22, 2023, 03:45:04 PM »
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Racist car.

Seriously, Bentleys go faster than 50MPH?

Hells yeah they can. Look at the size of the mill in them!
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6804 on: November 22, 2023, 03:46:43 PM »
I bet he was listening to this on his way...


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6805 on: November 22, 2023, 03:52:01 PM »
I bet he was listening to this on his way...


He damned near flew there.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6806 on: November 22, 2023, 03:55:40 PM »
Apparently there are Bigger Problems. Much Bigger

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6807 on: November 22, 2023, 03:57:36 PM »
He damned near flew there.

Moving fast, down 95
Hit top speed, but I'm still moving much too slow
I feel so good, I'm so alive
Hear my song playin' on the radio
It goes
Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your life in Detroit Rock City
Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock
There's a truck ahead, lights staring at my eyes
Oh my God, no time to turn
I got to laugh 'cause I know I'm gonna die
Why?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6808 on: November 22, 2023, 03:59:57 PM »
TERROR!

Or... TERRORIBLE driver.




I thought the Rainbow Bridge was where the spirits of recently passed beloved pets crossed in the afterlife. 

Glad you weren't stuck int ehat mess, Bart.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6809 on: November 22, 2023, 04:01:09 PM »
Nobody runs to the Canadian border since the draft ended... It must be a case of insanity.