Those creatures will find out about fucking around in Miami. In 1994 when the chupacabra was running through Latin America it made that mistake. It decided to snack on a few chickens, however the chickens it picked were being raised for Santeria ceremonies. The owners ran out to defend their chickens with the woman throwing voodoo powder and the man firing 32 rounds from his Glock. There has not been a reported Chupabra sighting in Miami since. Yes, I aired the video and interviews on my newscast.
