Haha! You can purchase a moka at Target. I do like strong black coffee. Maybe I'll give it a try. My wife suggested a percolator recently, so I can probably slide this by.
OK, well I'd better just drop this information on you while you're reclining on your giant bean bag - you should get the Bialetti, which is the standard one to go for, not some shitty knock-off you'd get at the flea market.