Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[K_Dubb]

There have been some spectacular photos recently, I mean this is obviously telephoto but holy cow

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[Walks_At_Night]

Now here is a guy with too much time and money.  Obsessed with Her name is Rio

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[Bart Ell]

Now here is a guy with too much time and money.  Obsessed with Her name is Rio

Years ago I dated this girl who was a model for a video game character.
This was a few years after she did it and these creepers would still camp outside hotels or filming locations to ask her some stalker question.
I remember one guy asking her if he could measure the distance between her elbow and wrist so he could make an anatomically correct mannequin and costume.

[Walks_At_Night]

Years ago I dated this girl who was a model for a video game character.
This was a few years after she did it and these creepers would still camp outside hotels or filming locations to ask her some stalker question.
I remember one guy asking her if he could measure the distance between her elbow and wrist so he could make an anatomically correct mannequin and costume.

Not disturbing at all.  Jesus..............

[sean92008]

Not disturbing at all.  Jesus..............

The key is to monetize it. You know, signature Fleshlights, etc...
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[Up All Night]

90F after midnight...

[sean92008]

90F after midnight...

Amateur heat.

My garage door opener blew up one night in a suburb of Las Vegas. 100° after midnight. Worse was when i had to open the garage door. Lights, bugs, argh.

Tonight, for me it's 71° off of the lagoon. A touch humid. An owl is screeching. No coyotes killing neighborhood pets tonight. All is OK.

[Bart Ell]

I picked up a few kebabs from this place for lunch.
I felt right at home!

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[Walks_At_Night]

I picked up a few kebabs from this place for lunch.
I felt right at home!

Really?  That ain't no Mikita's.

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[Bart Ell]

Really?  That ain't no Mikita's.

MIKITA'S NO HEMAN UNLESS HE EATS AT HEMEN'S

[Walks_At_Night]

Never wanted to be an Azerbaijani villager before but I think that has changed after watching some of these videos.

[JUAN]

Looks like the hard way - just get la caja china

[PB]

Never wanted to be an Azerbaijani villager before but I think that has changed after watching some of these videos...

You'd be expected to go to mosque, what about next door Georgia?

[Walks_At_Night]

You'd be expected to go to mosque, what about next door Georgia?

A good point.  I'd imagine that Georgia would have similar pretty countryside and I wouldn't have to get down on the floor or travel to Arabia to crank around that rock.

[Walks_At_Night]

Lady spends almost 40 minutes doing a deep dive analysis of Cindy and Kate making animal noises during Rock Lobster.  At about 26:50 the analyst mentions a comparison on the Manta Ray sound to Louis Armstrong.  All these years I just figured it was the B-52's having fun.