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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7980 on: August 25, 2024, 06:18:17 AM »
What's that you say?  You want three hours of weirdness?  Coming right up.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7981 on: August 25, 2024, 06:38:58 AM »
What's that you say?  You want three hours of weirdness?  Coming right up.

You call that weirdness? 


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7982 on: August 25, 2024, 07:25:25 AM »
You call that weirdness? 


Impressive indeed but is it better then the death of Chrysler videos I get?


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7983 on: August 25, 2024, 07:31:41 AM »
Impressive indeed but is it better then the death of Chrysler videos I get?

I can't take a guy who has not updated his home in 45 years seriously.
Who would take business advice from a guy with a fridge magnet fetish?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7984 on: August 25, 2024, 07:46:19 AM »
I can't take a guy who has not updated his home in 45 years seriously.
Who would take business advice from a guy with a fridge magnet fetish?

I am definitely in a YT slump.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7985 on: August 25, 2024, 07:50:40 AM »
I am definitely in a YT slump.

That looks like OCD Falkie the clean freak.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7986 on: August 25, 2024, 08:02:35 AM »
That looks like OCD Falkie the clean freak.

A horrible cross of Senda and Douglas Dietrich [as he might have been].

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7987 on: August 25, 2024, 08:33:41 AM »
You call that weirdness? 



ok     well i just came

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7988 on: August 25, 2024, 09:01:35 AM »
Oops not oops.

One of the neighborhood kids has some behavioral issues, correction, a lot of behavioral issues. He barely acts half his age. Mind you, according to those who know the family better, he doesn't have any problems other than being absent from school a lot .

So, this morning, he was mouthing off to his father who is quite the manchild himself. The father said one more word out of you and I'm going to... The kid followed by mouthing off more. The father again said one more word, and the kid mouthed off again. I, entertaining myself, said 10 more words. The kid mouthed off again to his dad and then I said "oh fuck it, let the little retard run your life." Little did I know that Mommy to piece of shit kid was over by my courtyard.

She didn't respond, maybe she didn't hear it or understand it, I hear my voice perfectly well, but I don't know if I was loud enough to be heard.

In the past, man child neighbor was told by his own mother that he was a bad father and that the kids were little monsters. So it's not a unique thing.

The man child has done genius-like things like setting off fireworks in a wooded area during a California drought. He works at home for a major Fortune 500 company and he regularly broadcasts his business calls over a speakerphone that is as loud as a Hendrix amp.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7989 on: August 25, 2024, 01:43:57 PM »
Glenn Beck now looks like Colonel Sanders and Russell Crowe is turning into Alex Jones.  It is all so confusing.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7990 on: August 25, 2024, 01:55:30 PM »
Glenn Beck now looks like Colonel Sanders and Russell Crowe is turning into Alex Jones.  It is all so confusing.

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Also Mike Lindell shaved the old stache to infiltrate the democratic convention which was silly since everyone knew who he was anyway and just kind of followed him around

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7991 on: August 25, 2024, 02:02:07 PM »
Also Mike Lindell shaved the old stache to infiltrate the democratic convention which was silly since everyone knew who he was anyway and just kind of followed him around

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Did he sell pillows for use in that castration van they had parked out front?  Gotta have your head comfy as you say "So long balls"

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7992 on: August 25, 2024, 02:05:17 PM »
Did he sell pillows for use in that castration van they had parked out front?  Gotta have your head comfy as you say "So long balls"

I think I heard he is selling a special pillow to the highest donor with his mustache hairs in it  :o

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7993 on: August 25, 2024, 02:39:27 PM »
Two dudes find a supposed mermaid in a river and start throwing rocks at it, bashing it with a stick and stuffing it in a sack. 
Sorry for the Facebook link but have not found it else where.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #7994 on: August 25, 2024, 06:49:59 PM »
Two dudes find a supposed mermaid in a river and start throwing rocks at it, bashing it with a stick and stuffing it in a sack. 
Sorry for the Facebook link but have not found it else where.

Ball and a wig. Hahaha.
Eh, nevermind...