Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

Gorgeous woman. Elegant, flowing dress and a $5,000 smart shitter by the water front watching the sun set.

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[sean92008]

Gorgeous woman. Elegant, flowing dress and a $5,000 smart shitter by the water front watching the sun set.

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Something about that woman... That dress.  Photoshop problem? Gravity-stricken B-cups?

[KSM]

Gorgeous woman. Elegant, flowing dress and a $5,000 smart shitter by the water front watching the sun set.

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So... she's gonna drop a load right there? Like that? Man I don't know that I like where this new openness toward #2 is going. It seems like surface talk these days whereas things like that were left for unmentionable topics only decades ago.

I wanna live in Mayberry NC in the 50's. Fuck this modern shit talk.

Something about that woman... That dress.  Photoshop problem? Gravity-stricken B-cups?

I'm too busy thinking about the horrific act she's about to commit RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN  to notice gravitic breasts.

[sean92008]

There are women out there who make a lot of money with those fetishists getting shat upon. Do you think we might be going there?

[sean92008]

LaQuisha? Hahaha!

[Walks_At_Night]

I can't get over over the five grand for the throne but then again I'm a cheap bastard.  As it is "smart" I assume the potty has an App for your phone which also means it has firmware on the commode itself for the phone to talk to.  Used to write a lot of firmware for stuff back in the day - now even a toilet has it. Crazy. 

Toilet gets hacked or bricks so you can't drop trou until you work with toilet support in Uganda to get it reloaded.  In the meanwhile you are pooping in a Home Depot bucket. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Something about that woman... That dress.  Photoshop problem? Gravity-stricken B-cups?

Live action here.

[Walks_At_Night]

There are women out there who make a lot of money with those fetishists getting shat upon. Do you think we might be going there?

Oh I'm sure. 

I'll take KSM's Mayberry, R.F.D. please.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Oh I'm sure. 

I'll take KSM's Mayberry, R.F.D. please.

Same.  I'd love a haircut and some good old fashioned bullshit from a proper barber like Floyd.  You know, there is not one single barber in my town anymore?  Gotta go to a beautician now...a salon!  Too late for me, but I've tried to convince my sons to go to barber college and open up a shop!  Bring back the $10-12 haircut.  The barber pole out front...the vintage chairs...that wonderful smell that hits you when you walk in...powder...hair tonic...Pinaud Clubman...some dudes waiting for their turn, bitching about politicians....what this...a stack of outdoor magazines and comic books while you wait?   

[sean92008]

Maybe it is because of the military presence, but there's a couple of Barber colleges that I know of.

As for the pricing.... In California, I'm sure liability insurance is sky high, nothing is $10 here, except the gas and candy bars.

[PB]

...a stack of outdoor magazines and comic books while you wait?...

You guys had comic books at your barber?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You guys had comic books at your barber?

Sure did!  That's where I gained my love of comics, the barber shop! 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Maybe it is because of the military presence, but there's a couple of Barber colleges that I know of.

As for the pricing.... In California, I'm sure liability insurance is sky high, nothing is $10 here, except the gas and candy bars.

Yeah, the last barber we had increased his price to $12.  That was five/six years ago in Kansas.  Retired now and moved to Florida.

[Walks_At_Night]

Had emergency abdominal surgery and am recovering.  Watching some Youtube while laid up.

The laughs this one induced caused me a lot of pain in my stitches.  Hoovie bought a cream puff - 1968 Rolls Royce.  In pretty good shape until he opened the trunk and found some bloody skivvies in there.

"I found bloody underwear in the trunk of a Rolls Royce.  Ewww!  Ewww!"

Well maybe you had to be there..............

[KSM]

Had emergency abdominal surgery and am recovering.  Watching some Youtube while laid up.

The laughs this one induced caused me a lot of pain in my stitches.  Hoovie bought a cream puff - 1968 Rolls Royce.  In pretty good shape until he opened the trunk and found some bloody skivvies in there.

"I found bloody underwear in the trunk of a Rolls Royce.  Ewww!  Ewww!"

Well maybe you had to be there..............

GEEZ MAN!  Been wondering where you where.  Shit, I really hope things are healing up.  Now i'll watch the video.