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Bart Ell

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8970 on: April 29, 2026, 04:12:14 AM »
I finally did it! I’m pretty stoked. I’m now the proud owner of three new holes filled with white gold and amethyst on my left ear.

I dated a woman who had 4 or 5 in her left ear.
She was on TV and told me that when she worked in Dallas, she had to keep her hair over her ears so she wouldn’t shock the very sensitive Texans.
The kinky Californians let her set her freak ear free.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8971 on: April 29, 2026, 09:24:56 AM »
I dated a woman who had 4 or 5 in her left ear.
She was on TV and told me that when she worked in Dallas, she had to keep her hair over her ears so she wouldn’t shock the very sensitive Texans.
The kinky Californians let her set her freak ear free.

I’m at 5 on that ear.
At least Cali has that going for it.

…and don’t think I didn’t notice what you did there …
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8972 on: Today at 12:15:17 AM »
Ok maybe I *don't* want to go to the Amazon and live with a tribe.  But I can't stop watching this guy's videos.