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Saw Bart The Other Day
« on: February 16, 2019, 07:42:23 PM »
It was a chance encounter, one in a million really. I was heading to the same store that Bart was just leaving! I knew that nobody would believe me so I took a polygraph, PASSED!  I also went to a cop friend of mine who pointed me to forensic artist. Attached is the artists rendition of the events the way I described under hypnosis.

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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2019, 09:24:17 PM »
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2019, 11:23:35 PM »
It was a chance encounter, one in a million really. I was heading to the same store that Bart was just leaving! I knew that nobody would believe me so I took a polygraph, PASSED!  I also went to a cop friend of mine who pointed me to forensic artist. Attached is the artists rendition of the events the way I described under hypnosis.

Please don't take this the wrong way, but your current avatar - SUCKS! :o
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2019, 01:41:49 AM »
@StarrMountain No matter what, I think you're fantastic (and you know that) but you being mad at me feels like Mr. Rogers throwing a foam brick at my house. Did you happen to notice the size of my modesty in the artists depiction of my experience seeing Bart?

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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2019, 01:58:07 AM »
@StarrMountain No matter what, I think you're fantastic (and you know that) but you being mad at me feels like Mr. Rogers throwing a foam brick at my house. Did you happen to notice the size of my modesty in the artists depiction of my experience seeing Bart?

+1..2U.
I didn't say I was mad at you.  I said your current avatar sucks.  It's your right to choose your avatar.  It's my right to like it, or not.  It is what it is and that's all it needs to be. ;) ;D
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2019, 10:51:05 AM »
It was a chance encounter, one in a million really. I was heading to the same store that Bart was just leaving! I knew that nobody would believe me so I took a polygraph, PASSED!  I also went to a cop friend of mine who pointed me to forensic artist. Attached is the artists rendition of the events the way I described under hypnosis.

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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2019, 12:09:42 PM »
According to this I am Dave Chappelle.
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2019, 02:58:09 PM »
Don't take off to Africa to, find yourself.. You're right where you are right now.

Don't worry, The Bart ain't gonna play Sun City.

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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2019, 04:51:59 PM »
Don't worry, The Bart ain't gonna play Sun City.

how about Vegas?
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2019, 08:26:39 PM »
I didn't say I was mad at you.  I said your current avatar sucks.  It's your right to choose your avatar.  It's my right to like it, or not.  It is what it is and that's all it needs to be. ;) ;D

Now you have NO avatar. :'(  I wish I had kept me mouth shut. :-[ 

Bumped ya up +1 just cuz.
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2019, 08:28:04 PM »
how about Vegas?
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2019, 01:31:54 AM »
It was a chance encounter, one in a million really. I was heading to the same store that Bart was just leaving! I knew that nobody would believe me so I took a polygraph, PASSED!  I also went to a cop friend of mine who pointed me to forensic artist. Attached is the artists rendition of the events the way I described under hypnosis.

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Why is your modesty protector bigger than bart's?  Do you keep your lunch in there?

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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2019, 01:42:19 PM »
Why is your modesty protector bigger than bart's?  Do you keep your lunch in there?

More importantly KSM appears to only have one hand
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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2019, 08:19:18 PM »
Why is your modesty protector bigger than bart's?  Do you keep your lunch in there?
It would be easier to answer that if you were a gal.. ;D
More importantly KSM appears to only have one hand
@DynamoHum Good point, definitely an oversite on my part. I refer you to my current avatar where you will notice I do indeed have two hands. 2, of them.

This thread was supposed to be full of other members Bart sightings ;)  The idea is to make up something really ridiculous. It can be short, it can be long and laden with incredible detail.. whatever YOU want.

Like This:  "I saw Bart the other day, he was out buying a speedboat and a lama for the compound. I didn't say anything but he had the worst mustard stain on his shirt"

@Bart Ell is not allowed to report sightings of himself. Just sayin

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Re: Saw Bart The Other Day
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2019, 01:14:46 AM »
More importantly KSM appears to only have one hand
Maybe he friction burned his other hand to a nub.