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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #90 on: August 15, 2022, 06:11:44 PM »
He claimed he was swallowed whole by a whale and extracted by a chainsaw wielding USN NCO SEAL.

What?

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #91 on: August 15, 2022, 06:19:22 PM »
He claimed he was swallowed whole by a whale and extracted by a chainsaw wielding USN NCO SEAL.
Yep, that was a WHALE of a TALE!  ;D

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #92 on: August 15, 2022, 07:08:52 PM »
What?

He claimed he was being tested to judge his fear by being placed inside the mouth of a live, captive whale.  The whale got spooked, swallowed Eric, then escaped to open water.  The whale was recaptured, and that's when the intrepid SEAL cut open the whale with a chainsaw and extricated the unconscious Eric.

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #93 on: August 15, 2022, 07:24:13 PM »
He claimed he was being tested to judge his fear by being placed inside the mouth of a live, captive whale.  The whale got spooked, swallowed Eric, then escaped to open water.  The whale was recaptured, and that's when the intrepid SEAL cut open the whale with a chainsaw and extricated the unconscious Eric.

Oh. Sounds like a Dietrich tale.

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #94 on: August 15, 2022, 07:26:58 PM »
He claimed he was being tested to judge his fear by being placed inside the mouth of a live, captive whale.  The whale got spooked, swallowed Eric, then escaped to open water.  The whale was recaptured, and that's when the intrepid SEAL cut open the whale with a chainsaw and extricated the unconscious Eric.
Sounds plausible. Was he kidnapped by aliens and extensively probed, too?

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #95 on: August 15, 2022, 09:48:08 PM »
He claimed he was being tested to judge his fear by being placed inside the mouth of a live, captive whale.  The whale got spooked, swallowed Eric, then escaped to open water.  The whale was recaptured, and that's when the intrepid SEAL cut open the whale with a chainsaw and extricated the unconscious Eric.

So, in a word, the animal activists now have something new to complain about?  Yikes.

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2022, 11:24:37 PM »
I had it on tonight during my shower...

Shoot me!

Enough of Bigfoot Alaska dude where he said he looked at a sasquatch looking at him then was asked how they look, man or ape? He then was asked about eyes, nose, mouth and, for each part, he said he didn't see it. Really?

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #97 on: August 27, 2022, 12:24:31 AM »
Connie's biggest fan admirer Walt in PA called in again to compliment her looks again.

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #98 on: August 27, 2022, 12:32:25 AM »
Connie's biggest fan admirer Walt in PA called in again to compliment her looks again.

The old bugger was drooling. He can't get enough of the beautiful blond.

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #99 on: August 27, 2022, 02:24:34 PM »
Regular caller Cornelius got on near the end of the show last night and he told Connie he isn't like Walt and won't suck her toes!
Then he rattled off a list of the sad pack names including Mike the Millenial, Annie from Alabama, etc.

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #100 on: August 27, 2022, 02:51:27 PM »
Regular caller Cornelius got on near the end of the show last night and he told Connie he isn't like Walt and won't suck her toes!
Then he rattled off a list of the sad pack names including Mike the Millenial, Annie from Alabama, etc.

Did I hear correctly, did the college kid from Ore who got caught in a wildfire and was saved by a Bigfoot say, "And I jerked him off."?

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #101 on: August 27, 2022, 02:51:30 PM »
Regular caller Cornelius got on near the end of the show last night and he told Connie he isn't like Walt and won't suck her toes!
Then he rattled off a list of the sad pack names including Mike the Millenial, Annie from Alabama, etc.


He really said that!?  I'll take word for it, but...wow.  :o

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #102 on: August 27, 2022, 02:54:28 PM »
Did I hear correctly, did the college kid from Ore who got caught in a wildfire and was saved by a Bigfoot say, "And I jerked him off."?

I hope he didn't say that. If he did he has to be trolling

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #103 on: August 27, 2022, 02:59:04 PM »
I hope he didn't say that. If he did he has to be trolling

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He said very it fast, and apparently Connie didn't hear it.  I think the guy was messing with her, every time she tried to move on, he'd launch off again with a "one last thing" and keep talking.

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Re: Coast to Coast am with Connie Willis
« Reply #104 on: August 27, 2022, 03:38:38 PM »
He said very it fast, and apparently Connie didn't hear it.  I think the guy was messing with her, every time she tried to move on, he'd launch off again with a "one last thing" and keep talking.

Connie doesn't pay attention anyway.  I think he was messing with her too.  Like the guy that called Noory a "fucking liar" and it got through. That was back in 2006 or 07. Noory didn't even pay attention.  Perhaps he just didn't hear it.  Then he went on to the next caller.  Typically Noory catches that stuff, like when John Barbour dropped the N-bomb.  Then John was no more.  However it made it to iTunes.  I do believe I posted that clip on Bellgab.  Upon your request actually.