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« on: April 07, 2019, 12:11:25 PM »
I've gone to several different barbers trying to find one I like.
the last one was around my 5th.. I sit down and say 'leave the sides touching my ear, tapered in back, long on top'.
He says "you want a 3 or 4?" I look at him and say "what?" when I want to say 'did you hear a fucking word I said?"
He says "3 or 4?" I say I gotta make a call..get up and leave.
I just now finished hacking my hair above the bathroom sink.. took and hour but it's not half bad.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2019, 12:42:34 PM »
I’ve been to some of those barbers. Awful.
My solution - find a 20-something with lots of tats and multi colored hair. Pay her three times what you pay the others. She’ll find a normal haircut a creative challenge.

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2019, 01:01:40 PM »
I've gone to several different barbers trying to find one I like.
the last one was around my 5th.. I sit down and say 'leave the sides touching my ear, tapered in back, long on top'.
He says "you want a 3 or 4?" I look at him and say "what?" when I want to say 'did you hear a fucking word I said?"
He says "3 or 4?" I say I gotta make a call..get up and leave.
I just now finished hacking my hair above the bathroom sink.. took and hour but it's not half bad.

I wonder, 3 or 4 what

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2019, 01:23:05 PM »
I wonder, 3 or 4 what
it's an attachment that goes on a shave tool.. it's a guide for the depth.
1 buzzcut..2 flatop..ect

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2019, 01:52:00 PM »
it's an attachment that goes on a shave tool.. it's a guide for the depth.
1 buzzcut..2 flatop..ect

OH

I get it.

https://www.flowbee.com/

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2019, 04:32:22 PM »
I've gone to several different barbers trying to find one I like.
the last one was around my 5th.. I sit down and say 'leave the sides touching my ear, tapered in back, long on top'.
He says "you want a 3 or 4?" I look at him and say "what?" when I want to say 'did you hear a fucking word I said?"
He says "3 or 4?" I say I gotta make a call..get up and leave.
I just now finished hacking my hair above the bathroom sink.. took and hour but it's not half bad.
Hows about:




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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2019, 04:33:04 PM »
I wonder, 3 or 4 what
Gotta be inches for "long on top".

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2019, 04:34:46 PM »
Gotta be inches for "long on top".

How many flobee segments. Ha!

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2019, 05:27:32 PM »
And it has a competitor too:

https://haircut-com.myshopify.com

https://haircut-com.myshopify.com/products/clear-model-by-robocut-1040-w-power

There you go! 
You know, my husband has a weed whacker he isn't using at the moment...

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2019, 05:33:04 PM »
There you go! 
You know, my husband has a weed whacker he isn't using at the moment...

Have to watch the horsepower or else:

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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2019, 05:38:01 PM »
Have to watch the horsepower or else:

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HA!  That'd work.

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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2019, 05:40:51 PM »
How many flobee segments. Ha!
2 of the big 'uns!

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Re: Haircuts
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2019, 05:42:55 PM »
HA!  That'd work.

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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2019, 06:07:21 PM »
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Photoshop?