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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1485 on: March 08, 2020, 06:11:20 PM »
Raise your hand if you know anything about Benedict Arnold, beyond that he was a traitor.

Nope, I assume he had the bad hair mop that they all had.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1486 on: March 08, 2020, 06:11:28 PM »
He tried to get us but we kicked his ass!

And he killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel.  Oh wait, that was Aaron Burr.  I always get the two of them mixed up.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1487 on: March 08, 2020, 06:11:56 PM »
KICKED HIS FAT ASS!
No one had a fat ass by the time they reached Old Quebec.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1488 on: March 08, 2020, 06:12:02 PM »
Ticonderoga.

What do I win?

Never having to go to Lake George and having FISH FRY CLAM FRY at the Holiday Inn because it is the only place open at 9pm?

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1489 on: March 08, 2020, 06:13:01 PM »
No one had a fat ass by the time they reached Old Quebec.

KICKED HIS STINKY FAT ASS!

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1490 on: March 08, 2020, 06:16:00 PM »
Raise your hand if you know anything about Benedict Arnold, beyond that he was a traitor.

He had his men string a cable up between the shore of Lake Champlain and Crab Island and laid in waiting for the British fleet.  They thought they caught him off guard as they sailed from the north. The ships struck the cable and were torn apart at the water line.  His men did rape and pillage a local town on the NY side before he made his way across the lake to Vermont where he scuttled and burnt his ships to keep the British from capturing them. 

Or so I was told in my History of Clinton County class at SUNY-Plattsburgh.

Ediot:  i guess I misremembered the cable part. That was later in the Battle of Plattsburgh in the War of 1812 when we kicked the Frog’s ass. 

Another Ediot:  it was Benedict Arnold but it was Valcour Island.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Valcour_Island
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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1491 on: March 08, 2020, 06:16:09 PM »
Ticonderoga.

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You win snow.
Let us not forget--Henry Knox

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1492 on: March 08, 2020, 06:16:10 PM »
Mr Arnold was also the first President of the United States in an alternate history story by H. Beam Piper. Pretty interesting story.
Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1493 on: March 08, 2020, 06:19:43 PM »
KICKED HIS STINKY FAT ASS!

No doubt.  Just like today, toilet paper was not to be found!

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1494 on: March 08, 2020, 06:23:56 PM »
Gout?

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1495 on: March 08, 2020, 06:24:20 PM »
No doubt.  Just like today, toilet paper was not to be found!

I went to Costco today and bought all the water and toilet paper.
I then stood at the entrance and poured all the water on the toilet paper while laughing at those walking in with the sole mission of buying both water and toilet paper.
I WAS CHUBBED FROM SEEING THEIR TEARS!

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1496 on: March 08, 2020, 06:28:27 PM »
It appears that Rikki Gins has sold out to big cellophane.  Hope the sweet lucre was worth it Rikki!

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1497 on: March 08, 2020, 06:29:12 PM »
Everything we've never wanted to know about cellophane.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1498 on: March 08, 2020, 06:31:27 PM »
THIS SHOW NEEDS A NEW SPONSOR, THOSE DAMN DRUNK KIDS DRIVING MACHINES NEED TO GO!

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #1499 on: March 08, 2020, 06:31:48 PM »
RAGE!
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