Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern

[ShayP]

The Martians on Maple Street caused the cars to start and stop.  Ask Rod Serling.

I blame the Martians for my lack of libido.

TMI?

[Mr Apnea]

I have an apothecary near me but the place is open about 2 hours a week!
I have been here for about 8 years and have never seen it open.

See the OPEN sign?
IT'S A LIE!

Hmmm....there has to be alternatives?

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[FISH]

THIS IS GOING TO END BADLY.

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[FISH]

Hmmm....there has to be alternatives?

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do they sell bathrobes?

[Bart Ell]

Hmmm....there has to be alternatives?

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I opened those when I needed way too many pregnancy tests.
It was easier to own the store than to stop the unprotected dalliances.
I blame the Martians for my out of control libido @ShayP

[ShayP]

do they sell bathrobes?

LOL!

[Bart Ell]

do they sell bathrobes?

VELVET ONES!

[Rikki Gins]

Dr. Pricey?  That would be an appropriate name.

[FISH]

I believe it is @Chimp Covfefe and this wonderful lady he knows.

@Chimp Covfefe  do you have a light?
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[ShayP]

I opened those when I needed way too many pregnancy tests.
It was easier to own the store than to stop the unprotected dalliances.
I blame the Martians for my out of control libido @ShayP

LOL! Point those particular Martians in my direction.

[Exile]

Since there is no Butler around to do the dirty deed, it must be suicide or she was murdered by rogue, invisible Martians who want to invade earth and murder us all.

[Bart Ell]

Originally aired November 29, 1944.

[FISH]

Dr. Pricey?  That would be an appropriate name.

Pricey

VELVET ONES!

[Mr Apnea]

do they sell bathrobes?

Yes, they do, but only in white and it's a small selection.  You have to dig deep in the back past all the birth control and pregnancy tests.

[Rikki Gins]

What, a dog died in the fire?  Now that's sad.  Forget about husband David.