Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern

[Bart Ell]

This is another one that needs a throat slitting..........

ABORT THEM ALL!

[ShayP]

The Lipton tea lady should be walled up.

[Rikki Gins]

So, even a child of ten can't figure out where this one is going?

[ShayP]

Washing out your window curtains?  Interesting ad campaign.

[Rikki Gins]

You wall up a wife and everybody in town wants to stop by.

[Bart Ell]

Sewiside!

[ShayP]

You wall up a wife and everybody in town wants to stop by.

LOL!

[ShayP]

He should've just put the bones in cement and tossed them in deep water.

I've said too much.

[ShayP]

So it took him 40 years to realize he poked a hole in the wall.

[ShayP]

The bonds can provide the soldiers with refreshing Lipton tea!

[Bart Ell]

No Victory Squab?

[Rikki Gins]

I like Mary.  I picture myself lounging on a 1950's couch, smoking a 1950's pipe, when Mary, my 1950's wife, comes in to serve me a bowl of Lipton's Soup.

[ShayP]

This woman is going to give JUAN an aneurysm.

[ShayP]

I like Mary.  I picture myself lounging on a 1950's couch, smoking a 1950's pipe, when Mary, my 1950's wife, comes in to serve me my bowl of Lipton's Soup.

Is she naked? 

[JUAN]

Quite deeply