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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12330 on: November 27, 2022, 06:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 27, 2022, 06:37:39 PM
Never get drunk on Rusty Latins.
unless you've had your shots, then it might be worth the risk.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12331 on: November 27, 2022, 06:39:44 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 27, 2022, 06:38:49 PM
unless you've had your shots, then it might be worth the risk.

WHO NEEDS SHOTS WHEN YOU HAVE VETS AND FARM SUPPLY STORES TO MAKE YOU RIGHT?

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12332 on: November 27, 2022, 06:39:49 PM »
Who does chemistry by instinct?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12333 on: November 27, 2022, 06:40:39 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 27, 2022, 06:39:49 PM
Who does chemistry by instinct?

The same people who weigh themselves to find out how much Squatter Paste they should suck down.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12334 on: November 27, 2022, 06:41:05 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 27, 2022, 06:39:44 PM
WHO NEEDS SHOTS WHEN YOU HAVE VETS AND FARM SUPPLY STORES TO MAKE YOU RIGHT?
Such a risk taker! I have some special horse paste that smells like rosemary I could sell you. It's very hard to get in Canada.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12335 on: November 27, 2022, 06:42:19 PM »

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12336 on: November 27, 2022, 06:42:46 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 27, 2022, 06:41:05 PM
Such a risk taker! I have some special horse paste that smells like rosemary I could sell you. It's very hard to get in Canada.

Every Rosemary I have met was chubby at best and smelled of bad wiping habits and flop sweat so PASS.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12337 on: November 27, 2022, 06:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 27, 2022, 06:42:46 PM
Every Rosemary I have met was chubby at best and smelled of bad wiping habits and flop sweat so PASS.
How do you feel about Roses?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12338 on: November 27, 2022, 06:44:23 PM »
I think the next time I go out for breakfast, I will ask the server for the hot caffeinated elixir.  Cream and one sugar.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12339 on: November 27, 2022, 06:45:08 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 27, 2022, 06:43:38 PM
How do you feel about Roses?

I have to take about a dozen bags of chopped down rose bushes  to the curb after this so not very impressed by them at the moment.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12340 on: November 27, 2022, 06:45:41 PM »
You know, just a hypo he had laying around.  :o
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12341 on: November 27, 2022, 06:46:24 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 27, 2022, 06:45:41 PM
You know, just a hypo he had laying around.  :o

Maybe he was a meth shooter?
Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12342 on: November 27, 2022, 06:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 27, 2022, 06:45:08 PM
I have to take about a dozen bags of chopped down rose bushes  to the curb after this so not very impressed by them at the moment.
Fine. Sage?

Wait, why did you butcher the rose bushes?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12343 on: November 27, 2022, 06:47:20 PM »
A blood vessel just burst in JUAN's eye.

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Re: Rikki Gins Old Time Radio - Sunday at 9pm Eastern
« Reply #12344 on: November 27, 2022, 06:48:15 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 27, 2022, 06:46:27 PM
Fine. Sage?

Wait, why did you butcher the rose bushes?

The help does that, I just take the yard waste bags to the curb for pickup.
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