Halloween 🎃 Very Scary Boys and Girls

[Bart Ell]

Already into the candy The hell does she expect when she brings it home two weeks early!? She knows I have a problem and that I'm not to be trusted   Like it's all going to just sit there in the corner for 16 days? Nooo.. This will be like sneaking booze from your parents liquor cabinet. Gotta be careful here..

Eventually --- there will be yelling and anger   Let the games begin I say.

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Those Old Dutch chips are sold in prisons.

[KSM]

So is cocaine.  Not really a fan of standard potato chips although Lay's original are pretty good on the rare occasion that I have them.

[TigerLily]

Hey @KSM . Hide the good candy under this crap and maybe then you won't be tempted to dig for the good stuff. And on Halloween when your wife isn't around give the crap candy to the trick and treaters and pocket the good stuff

Scary Halloween Candy. #PeepsHater
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[KSM]

Hey @KSM . Hide the good candy under this crap and maybe then you won't be tempted to dig for the good stuff. And on Halloween when your wife isn't around give the crap candy to the trick and treaters and pocket the good stuff

Scary Halloween Candy. #PeepsHater
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@TigerLily Is that the wine talking? Hmmm? Ms. Tipsy-pants!!    Listen, lady! Let's clear this up right out o the gate; I hate it! I hate the candy bars and all the sweets because I really do have a problem with self control at this time of year. We always have leftovers on November 1st. When Halloween night (about 9 PM is finished) I load all of it into my wife's business truck so she can take it to yard for all the grunts to enjoy on their lunch break. I hate that I'm helpless with peanut butter cups, snickers, oh henry's and all the other shit. I wish she would keep it all at her office and bring it home on the 31st so that I can remain clean and pristine without being sullied and bogged down with sugar highs and self loathing in my weakness.

I am not happy it's here in the house!  It's noooo picnic, BABY!!

[PB]

... November 1st...

November 1, Dec 26, Feb 15, and the day after Easter. 

Half price candy day at the drug store!

[TigerLily]

November 1, Dec 26, Feb 15, and the day after Easter. 

Half price candy day at the drug store!

We a kid I always had leftover Halloween candy until Easter. Anymore, I don't think it would make it to Christmas. The Holiday Season is the Danger Months

[KSM]

We a kid I always had leftover Halloween candy until Easter. Anymore, I don't think it would make it to Christmas. The Holiday Season is the Danger Months

Ok let's sort this out.

"We a kid"? Huh?  Did you mean to say, 'Well as a kid'?

Next up we have; "The holiday season is the Danger months"  Now this one is very confusing on a few levels so let's analyze it shall we. You use "is" and "months" did you mean to say 'month' in the singular? I believe your intention was to say "The holidays season's 'ARE' the danger months"!

You, Lily, are on the sauce!


BTW it's my birthday on the 14th.

[sumethinz new]

Hey @KSM . Hide the good candy under this crap and maybe then you won't be tempted to dig for the good stuff. And on Halloween when your wife isn't around give the crap candy to the trick and treaters and pocket the good stuff

Scary Halloween Candy. #PeepsHater
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I saw those marshmallow aberrations the other day *gag* and I think your idea about hiding the good stuff under satan's little peeps is a good one!

Pay no mind to what KSM is on about. He's such a schoolmarm.

Happy birthday @KSM

[KSM]

I saw those marshmallow aberrations the other day *gag* and I think your idea about hiding the good stuff under satan's little peeps is a good one!

Pay no mind to what KSM is on about. He's such a schoolmarm.

Happy birthday @KSM

@sumethinz new Hi buddy! Happy Thanksgiving! From up here! Doing a big ol glazed ham (bone in) tomorrow rather than the usual turkey. Tune in on Tuesday and we'll discuss my roasted garlic mash and candied butternut squash.

Split pea and ham soup will ensue in the days to follow. #LindaBlair

[TigerLily]

 
Happy Halloween @sumethinz new  🎃

[TigerLily]

@sumethinz new Hi buddy! Happy Thanksgiving! From up here! Doing a big ol glazed ham (bone in) tomorrow rather than the usual turkey. Tune in on Tuesday and we'll discuss my roasted garlic mash and candied butternut squash.

Split pea and ham soup will ensue in the days to follow. #LindaBlair

Ooh. Sounds delicious! Except for the Linda Blair thing. I have to wait another month for the feast. So you cook too?

[sumethinz new]

@sumethinz new Hi buddy! Happy Thanksgiving! From up here! Doing a big ol glazed ham (bone in) tomorrow rather than the usual turkey. Tune in on Tuesday and we'll discuss my roasted garlic mash and candied butternut squash.

Split pea and ham soup will ensue in the days to follow. #LindaBlair

It's gracious to be thankful. Hope you enjoy your Day of Turkey Ham!

Saw The Exorcist for the millionth time the other night...still spooky after all these years. Who does that kind of stuff, anyway? Geez

[TigerLily]

Ok let's sort this out.

"We a kid"? Huh?  Did you mean to say, 'Well as a kid'?

Next up we have; "The holiday season is the Danger months"  Now this one is very confusing on a few levels so let's analyze it shall we. You use "is" and "months" did you mean to say 'month' in the singular? I believe your intention was to say "The holidays season's 'ARE' the danger months"!

You, Lily, are on the sauce!


BTW it's my birthday on the 14th.

lol. Nope. Strongest drink I've had tonight is chamomile tea brewed for 4 minutes. Haven't you heard? I complain about it enough. My autocorrect is possessed. I always have to triple check every time I type and must have only double checked this time.

To clarify, Mrs. KSM, it was just supposed to be "as a kid". Not sure where the we came in. My nails are getting a little too long. Maybe I'm hitting the wrong key.

It did sound a bit awkward. But "season" is singular and "months" is plural. And why the Hell do I have to explain myself to you?  sn is right about you

Oh? Is your birthday soon? I didn't know. In the meantime go suck on a Peep

[Bart Ell]

In the meantime go suck on a Peep

Autocorrect strikes again.
It changed penis to peep.

[TigerLily]

Autocorrect strikes again.
It changed penis to peep.

It might be an interesting curiosity to see that in action and not just in words