I just noticed I left one of your eyes out. Well, you can cover one to appear shocked and horrified, but need the other one to keep reading so you can laugh too.
Ok, I'm going to see if there's an old eye patch lying around here somewhere. I doubt it, but it's a good suggestion. <g>
Edit: On another note, things happen really fast around here. About 15 minutes ago, I suddenly got a +1, and then a few moments later got a smite. I'm pretty sure I know which comment elicited the smite, but oh well. <g> The speed with which things can develop here can make one's head spin!