The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Richard Groyper]

Here.  I'll hold your beer.

tbh the little lady would most likely scramble to the 12 guage and draw down on whomever before me. she's a pitbull. 🤷‍♂️

[SpookyTim]

I guess we can rule out Deputy Hill as her secret sweetheart.

[Lucky_Star]

I was thinking the same. She can't keep her stories straight.

I had heard Chinese laundry man, immigrated soon before her conception, no lie. That straight up sounds made up but that's something i guess she's put out there. Talk about racist and ridiculous.

[Pizzapunch]

I guess we can rule out Deputy Hill as her secret sweetheart.

Would we be able to file a FOIA request or something to get the 911 call? I know some 911 calls are public record in some places?

[Pizzapunch]

So if no one calls she's going to read more.....hahaha

[paladin1991]

I didn't have to use my Ak

[Spookcat]

I guess we can rule out Deputy Hill as her secret sweetheart.

You really think someone like her would go with a cop? Really?

[Pizzapunch]

I hate this exterminator commercial....

[SpookyTim]

I had heard Chinese laundry man, immigrated soon before her conception, no lie. That straight up sounds made up but that's something i guess she's put out there. Talk about racist and ridiculous.

"You won't find it in any paranormal books or ghost hunting books." Yeah, because you just made it up.

[SpookyTim]

Would we be able to file a FOIA request or something to get the 911 call? I know some 911 calls are public record in some places?

Let me find out tomorrow.

[MJ]

I love your avatar! Shania is super fancy!

Ty I have always been a big fan of her songs. Wish I could be her twin!

[sean92008]

When your target demographic is those with IQs of 70 and below you don't have to worry about keeping stories straight

It's like when I talk to my cats...  Said to cat one:  "You're my favorite cat in the whole wide world... Said to cat two in the same room moments later:  "You're my favorite cat in the whole wide world...

I try to put a condition on it...  "You're my favorite cat in the whole wide world... sitting on my clean laundry... in the whole living room...  laying on my lap right now... but I sometimes forget.  I do regularly ask them to spare my life when the mothership decides to destroy humanity.

[sean92008]

I guess we can rule out Deputy Hill as her secret sweetheart.

What about as a secret crush that she's fawning over?  I have had girls ask be to get one of those long, weaponized maglights and bugger them.

[Lucky_Star]

Would we be able to file a FOIA request or something to get the 911 call? I know some 911 calls are public record in some places?

https://www.nyecounty.net/Search?searchPhrase=Foia%20request&pageNumber=1&perPage=10&departmentId=-1

Try the 8th result?

[paladin1991]

My specialty was neurosurgery. I got the brunt of the Fri/Sat knife and gun club meetings in Los Angeles County. It will be nice not to have to try to put Humpty Dumpty together again. So I saw that up close and personal on a daily basis.

I wonder if any of the volunteers for 'Flashlight Shampoo' ever ended up in front of you.