The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Sergeant Major]

This is the show that keeps on giving!

[GravitySucks]

When viewed through his Thermos

He needs more thermos. He is too coherent.

[Fancy Lady Boots]

Autumn promised us audio.

WE WANT AUDIO, VARA!

[Sergeant Major]

I trained my puppy!  Priceless

[Aquarius]

Her unconditional following are the same sort that believe:

• I saw it in print so it must be true
• I heard it on the air, so it must be true
• I saw it on TV, so it must be true
• I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.

I beg to differ, Bluejay. Her unconditional followers only believe one thing:

I heard Heather say it, it must be true. Nothing anyone else says matters or is true. 

[steve]

Is this the massive Asstro-varaoid impact that ends the Heater-o-zoic Era?

~dinosaurs shrivel~

[TacoBell]

"I've been doing this 11 years"

Getting better every day?

[anniem]

Audio!
Audio!
Audio!
Audio!
Audio!
Audio!
Audio!

[albrecht]

I trained my puppy!  Priceless

Sideline in dog-fighting? Hopefully not but.....

[Journey]

Wasn’t his name Ryan?

Could be. I can’t remeber

[Malliard]

Seems as if Heater is on the waiver wire Jim.   Time to pull her into http://www.tmr247.com/

Nope .. i dont like ABBA

[Doomed]

sendin' you a money shot, SIRRRRR!

Whoa man! Those teeth!
Yowza... 

[Sergeant Major]

Oh man, he's on tonight..Sweet little lies bumper!

[SpookyTim]

Eh, he lost the magic on the impression there.

[sean92008]

Vara's weakness is he gets to the assholery too often.  I can get past the voice and slurring, 100 times better than Heather.

He jumps too much but this is entertaining!!!

Fuck Heather.

Hahahaha.  Fleetwood Mac "Lies."