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AngiefromNJ

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75060 on: January 12, 2019, 05:43:10 PM »
Quote from: Doomed on January 12, 2019, 05:41:40 PM
How thrilled you must be!
That's right, you have won the great race to 5000!
Johnny, tell him what he's won!
Well Bob, he will be whisked away in a classic 1963 Rambler American, courtesy Taters Taxi Service,
 and driven, against his will, to the beautiful desert resort of...PAHRUMP NEVADA!
That's right! An all expense paid trip to the "Riviera of the great American southwest", complete with a
complimentary breakfast at the Pahrump Dennys! Then you will be dropped off at Heather Wades gorgeous
estate, where you will be allowed to stand outside and wait for her to open the front door. All this and a bottle
of Dr. Zavs miracle lotion. "A miracle in every drop!" Your grand prize is worth $32.55, before taxes.
Congratulations!!!!!
  OH my goodness what a deal!!!!!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75061 on: January 12, 2019, 05:46:24 PM »
Quote from: AngiefromNJ on January 12, 2019, 04:51:29 PM
I smell something funky...it must be hallie swinging with her legs astride again
Is that what that is?
I thought the tide had gone out...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75062 on: January 12, 2019, 05:47:41 PM »
Quote from: AngiefromNJ on January 12, 2019, 04:51:29 PM
I smell something funky...it must be hallie swinging with her legs astride again
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75063 on: January 12, 2019, 05:48:18 PM »
Quote from: Jedimiller on January 12, 2019, 04:53:58 PM
Hello bart
Whats the matter with you?
NEVER speak to the Barthur unless he addresses you first.

AngiefromNJ

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75064 on: January 12, 2019, 05:49:54 PM »

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75065 on: January 12, 2019, 05:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Doomed on January 12, 2019, 05:46:24 PM
Is that what that is?
I thought the tide had gone out...
Even red tide doesn't smell that bad

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75066 on: January 12, 2019, 05:52:50 PM »
Quote from: AngiefromNJ on January 12, 2019, 04:51:29 PM
I smell something funky...it must be hallie swinging with her legs astride again

Ok,  I think I'll now put off dinner...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75067 on: January 12, 2019, 05:54:05 PM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on January 12, 2019, 05:52:50 PM
Ok,  I think I'll now put off dinner...

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Ok you made me spit coffee..scared my dang dog

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75068 on: January 12, 2019, 05:56:21 PM »
Quote from: AngiefromNJ on January 12, 2019, 05:50:34 PM
Even red tide doesn't smell that bad

Brig is known to have a front hole that smells like her back hole.
She seems proud of it.
I hear she didn't wash her front hole for 7 weeks before giving birth because she wanted her kid coming into this world already hating it as much as she did.


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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75069 on: January 12, 2019, 05:57:55 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 12, 2019, 05:56:21 PM
Brig is known to have a front hole that smells like her back hole.
She seems proud of it.
I hear she didn't wash her front hole for 7 weeks before giving birth because she wanted her kid coming into this world already hating it as much as she did.
OH wow ... ummmmm I am without words

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75070 on: January 12, 2019, 06:02:41 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 12, 2019, 05:01:52 PM
Bart, it kinda smells funny in there. And not funny Ha Ha
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75071 on: January 12, 2019, 06:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Bluejay on January 12, 2019, 06:02:41 PM
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smells like a 2 dollar whore on saturday night

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75072 on: January 12, 2019, 06:08:07 PM »
Quote from: Lucky_Star on January 12, 2019, 05:26:27 PM
Idk. I'm not going to lie but i also don't want to falsely alarm anyone either. Last night i was seriously not okay. Today i am recovering.

Anything I can do to help you?
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75073 on: January 12, 2019, 06:08:12 PM »
What the hell did Sean do that would give them the idea of a possible lawsuit (that they would lose)?
Noory was the real legacy...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #75074 on: January 12, 2019, 06:08:50 PM »
Quote from: AngiefromNJ on January 12, 2019, 06:06:30 PM
smells like a 2 dollar whore on saturday night
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