Off topic, I'm either bragging or TMI-ing... Probably both.
I have to wrap my mind around an incredibly flattering email I got a few minutes ago... I received a "home workout move summary" from the sender's Fitbit (or whatever) device chart. Apparently the peak activity (as she claimed) was her masturbating. Twat shots are gross but this one was cute.
Fortunately, she's one that I know won't just unexpectedly show up at my door with a knife.