The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Bluejay]

Sad News.

Morgan the Parakeet  aka Morg!  passed away unexpectedly last night.  I don't know what happened.  He was fine last night, sitting on my shoulder as I was doing some work. Put him in his cage for the night and found him dead in his bird box next to his bride this morning.  Still a young bird in the prime of life - he was definitely a Budgerigar's Budgerigar.  I'll miss him.

He is survived by his bride Tweety, his daughters Shadow, Sunset and Leslie and a clutch of eggs his widow will have to raise alone.

I am off to the lumber yard to buy wood to build his coffin.    Damn................

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So sorry for your loss. 

[Aquarius]

If youse send me a postcard, do you have to post it in the postcard thread?

I don't know, I'll have to do some research and find out. Does it matter if it's a current or antique post card? @Batjay?  You're going to be there, too, what do you think? Asking for a friend... 

[Bart Ell]

Sad News.

Very sad.
Morg! was a true champion.

I also hope the rumor (that I am now starting) that you forced Morg! to live The Falkie Experience™️ while Mrs. Wan is gone proves to be untrue.

[Aquarius]

Sad News.

Morgan the Parakeet  aka Morg!  passed away unexpectedly last night.  I don't know what happened.  He was fine last night, sitting on my shoulder as I was doing some work. Put him in his cage for the night and found him dead in his bird box next to his bride this morning.  Still a young bird in the prime of life - he was definitely a Budgerigar's Budgerigar.  I'll miss him.

He is survived by his bride Tweety, his daughters Shadow, Sunset and Leslie and a clutch of eggs his widow will have to raise alone.

I am off to the lumber yard to buy wood to build his coffin.    Damn................

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Oh, no! I am so sorry to hear this, @Walks_At_Night. My condolences to you, Mrs. Walks, and Morg's family. So sad, especially when it is so sudden and unexplained. At least you've got a bunch of tiny Morg!'s under your name over your avatar here... sigh. 

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Sad News.

Morgan the Parakeet  aka Morg!  passed away unexpectedly last night.  I don't know what happened.  He was fine last night, sitting on my shoulder as I was doing some work. Put him in his cage for the night and found him dead in his bird box next to his bride this morning.  Still a young bird in the prime of life - he was definitely a Budgerigar's Budgerigar.  I'll miss him.

He is survived by his bride Tweety, his daughters Shadow, Sunset and Leslie and a clutch of eggs his widow will have to raise alone.

I am off to the lumber yard to buy wood to build his coffin.    Damn................

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So sorry to hear this @Walks_At_Night

[GravitySucks]

Sad News.

Morgan the Parakeet  aka Morg!  passed away unexpectedly last night.  I don't know what happened.  He was fine last night, sitting on my shoulder as I was doing some work. Put him in his cage for the night and found him dead in his bird box next to his bride this morning.  Still a young bird in the prime of life - he was definitely a Budgerigar's Budgerigar.  I'll miss him.

He is survived by his bride Tweety, his daughters Shadow, Sunset and Leslie and a clutch of eggs his widow will have to raise alone.

I am off to the lumber yard to buy wood to build his coffin.    Damn................

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I vote for a Vikng funeral.

[MaxPower]

Sad News.

Morgan the Parakeet  aka Morg!  passed away unexpectedly last night.  I don't know what happened.  He was fine last night, sitting on my shoulder as I was doing some work. Put him in his cage for the night and found him dead in his bird box next to his bride this morning.  Still a young bird in the prime of life - he was definitely a Budgerigar's Budgerigar.  I'll miss him.

He is survived by his bride Tweety, his daughters Shadow, Sunset and Leslie and a clutch of eggs his widow will have to raise alone.

I am off to the lumber yard to buy wood to build his coffin.    Damn................

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So sorry to hear this   Rest in Peace

Keep a close watch on your other birds in case it was an infectious disease that caused his death.

[damon]

Sad News.

Morgan the Parakeet  aka Morg!  passed away unexpectedly last night.  I don't know what happened.  He was fine last night, sitting on my shoulder as I was doing some work. Put him in his cage for the night and found him dead in his bird box next to his bride this morning.  Still a young bird in the prime of life - he was definitely a Budgerigar's Budgerigar.  I'll miss him.

He is survived by his bride Tweety, his daughters Shadow, Sunset and Leslie and a clutch of eggs his widow will have to raise alone.

I am off to the lumber yard to buy wood to build his coffin.    Damn................

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I'm sorry for your loss.

[Walks_At_Night]

Thanks for the condolences everyone.  He was one hell of a little bird and will be missed.

[JUAN]

He completed his mission and transitioned. My condolences to you and congratulations to him.

[Sergeant Major]

You must be attracting them. I hadn’t seen this one until you posted.

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oh Boy, just what you want, instant family!  No one is that hot to take on that burden!

[Sergeant Major]

Sad News.

Morgan the Parakeet  aka Morg!  passed away unexpectedly last night.  I don't know what happened.  He was fine last night, sitting on my shoulder as I was doing some work. Put him in his cage for the night and found him dead in his bird box next to his bride this morning.  Still a young bird in the prime of life - he was definitely a Budgerigar's Budgerigar.  I'll miss him.

He is survived by his bride Tweety, his daughters Shadow, Sunset and Leslie and a clutch of eggs his widow will have to raise alone.

I am off to the lumber yard to buy wood to build his coffin.    Damn................

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My condolences to you. Pets are people too and family and it is always a loss.

[Journey]

Has anybody thought about her possibly not being able to pay her streaming bill?

Neigh.

To avoid using horse nomenclature would be bridling my creativity too much.  What I'm about to say is not a spur-of-the-moment thought...  I believe she was thrown from the saddle with that phone call about the MITD name judgment.  She shoed away her riders of neigh.  How about them apples?

I’m way behind so forgive my late posts. This was too good to pass up. Sean you are very punny today lol. Thanks for the giggles.

[Journey]

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Red Heat News Flash


He's done it.  He's done it.  He's done it.    That massive, magnificent, bastard has done it!  It's cracking!!!!!!!!   

Normally on Fridays, I go out to lunch with the lads. However today, I got caught up in some stuff and couldn't go.  What a great thing that providence foisted upon me.

With no lunch packed and no chance to go out, I decided to roll the bones and hit up our cafeteria - which is also affectionately known as Chez Choke & Puke.    It is never great even at the best of times but late on a Friday is asking for trouble.  However, I decided to gamble and got a slab of cow thing with green beans and washed out carrots.  It was....... Not good.

Later in the afternoon I start getting the tummy rumbles.  Mwwwwrrrrrr   Gwwrrrrrr  Lwwwrrrr   Of course that was not the end of it. No.  Not at all.  The disturbance in the force began to move lower.  Lower and lower it went.  Deep into the WAN entrails.   Soon I was in that grey area.  That weird region between light and dark where you don't know if you are just going to blow out a massive gassive or if you are going to have a mess.  So I motored on down to the head with some urgency. As you may recall, the closest head just has the one bowl in the indomitable Stall #1.  Stall #1 is Fat Bob's kingdom and as such I try and avoid it at all costs.  If I have to drop trou, I usually cruise on over to another building.  Now the big guy spends a healthy percentage of his day in Stall #1 but I just had to hope and pray that it was available.   

Glory be it was!  I was able to do what needed to be done. All well and good but as I was taking care of business so to speak, there were some noises that one does not normally associate with such activity.  It was heard to describe - maybe a wooden Sloop weathering a gale out on Lake Superior would sound like the noises I was hearing. Quite disturbing.  Down right alarming in fact.  Once the task at hand was done, I investigated a bit and Thar She Blows!!!!!!!!!   

Crack-A-Mundo   The immovable object of the bowl bolted to the wall has been meeting the irresistible force of Fat Bob's mass pressing down on it and something just had to give.    Without the machine shop made support cradle that used to alleviate the strain over in the Island of Misfit Toys, the poor porcelain just never had a chance in the long term.  I of course had to record this development for posterity and that is linked up below.

When I got out, I let the Hillbilly know about the situation and he was as stoked as I was.  Gott im Himmel there will be catastrophic failure in there as the big fellah sits upon his throne of white.  Water jetting out of the wall.  Turds floating in the newly formed ocean with Fat Bob struggling for survival in the midst of it.
Just the thought of it brings a tear of hope to ones eye.   

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Omg too funny. I am laughing out loud!!  EXCELLENT EDITION OF RED HEAT!!! Someone needs to find them all and save these in order. You made my day. Thanks WAN. 

[Journey]

She will return for Halloween at least, beyond that is anyone's guess.  I think that the well ran dry with stories for the moment and she needs to recuperate before she returns to let everyone that she lost the other leg.

That will leave her without a leg to stand on lol. I’m thinking she’s done this time.