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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140295 on: January 03, 2025, 04:06:35 AM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140296 on: January 03, 2025, 08:48:50 AM »
2025,  the Art Bell vapors are finally spent

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140297 on: January 03, 2025, 09:48:16 AM »
Who said she had tires? She was doomed before she even thought about going back to the trough.
I like the vehicle metaphor.  :D  *shrug*

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140298 on: January 03, 2025, 12:01:23 PM »
I like the vehicle metaphor.  :D  *shrug*
I kinda thought someone might concoct some sort of zinger about “all the tread been worn off”. Guess we took the high road on this one. Oh well.
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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140299 on: January 03, 2025, 12:52:59 PM »
I like the vehicle metaphor:D  *shrug*

All thanks to George Harrison who, some 50 years ago sang:  ...drove my body like a car taking me both near and far.

Then there's all sorts of analogies like no gas in the tank, the wheels came off (okay, that's more of an old West wagon saying), added in with her propensity to drive around the desert at high rates of speed and no headlights on, I think it works.

Ultimately, she was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't have it. Whether it's a good work habit, proper management of time and resources, sanity or just the passion for it.

For a middling person who's been kind of on the lower rungs of life, I'm sure any money is attractive. She was in all those men's discretionary spending category years ago. If she were 24 years old, I'm sure she could get a lot more interest from men to send her money with little return on investment.

What she really needs is a man who's a fetishist into bestiality.
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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140300 on: January 03, 2025, 05:51:58 PM »
... Whether it's a good work habit, proper management of time and resources, sanity or just the passion for it...

Can't it be all of them?

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140301 on: January 03, 2025, 07:31:37 PM »
Can't it be all of them?

Yes. It probably is that and more.
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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140302 on: January 04, 2025, 03:25:10 PM »
I guess her New Year's resolution was to quit.  How long will it be before she unquits?

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140303 on: January 04, 2025, 03:35:05 PM »
I guess her New Year's resolution was to quit.  How long will it be before she unquits?

When she gets fired from her 15th job in the last 2 years.

A former stripper with mental issues and really bad tattoos just can't get a break anymore.

Oh, hold it! I did think of a place that might hire her... The Skidmark Cafe. The girls wear white thongs, have no self-respect and the bad tattoos are part of the show.
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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140304 on: January 04, 2025, 03:47:47 PM »
I guess her New Year's resolution was to quit.  How long will it be before she unquits?
i don't know. her teacher Art has not unquit from being dead yet.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140305 on: January 04, 2025, 04:38:12 PM »
I guess her New Year's resolution was to quit.  How long will it be before she unquits?

Earlier, I guessed she already sold the equipment to a pawn store, but there she was "Heidi Heidi Bully".   Will she continue to be a ground hog and pop out of her hole again just to see her shadow... Yup.  Unfortunately, next time, maybe no one will notice, and I'll miss another short-lived drama moment.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140306 on: January 04, 2025, 06:35:21 PM »
Heather nation will come to the rescue. Wait and see!

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140307 on: January 04, 2025, 06:57:07 PM »
Heather nation will come to the rescue. Wait and see!

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Heather should have told Millie that if he send her money for her show, She would have send him some Coors.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140308 on: January 04, 2025, 08:24:43 PM »
With the exception of trolls and a handful of fanboys, why would anyone pay money for a podcast that not produce content.

I subscribe to a couple of podcast. Both of them put out shows exactly when they say they are going to. Most folks won’t pay for something, when they are promised X amount of shows and get 15% of that.

A podcast being done a few times a month at random times, is not going to be able to pay someone’s bills within 2 months.

Heather had a good opportunity. Back in the day even just the bellgab audience was pretty big. Somehow she managed to turn almost everyone against her.  In fairness, she never should have just been dumped into the show.

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Re: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade
« Reply #140309 on: January 05, 2025, 12:02:59 AM »
With the exception of trolls and a handful of fanboys, why would anyone pay money for a podcast that not produce content.

I subscribe to a couple of podcast. Both of them put out shows exactly when they say they are going to. Most folks won’t pay for something, when they are promised X amount of shows and get 15% of that.

A podcast being done a few times a month at random times, is not going to be able to pay someone’s bills within 2 months.

Heather had a good opportunity. Back in the day even just the bellgab audience was pretty big. Somehow she managed to turn almost everyone against her.  In fairness, she never should have just been dumped into the show.

There's some lack of self-awareness involved there. Being thrown into something is one thing, but climbing out of that pool is essential. She decided to stay in.

If she ever thought she was over her head, she should have started working on a replacement. But she was getting better and the strange behavior and complicated grief was indicative that she was fucked up bigly.

That lack of self-awareness probably led to her insisting to Art that she could take over. It probably also continued after he died and she was cramping Keith Rowland's style. Educated guess there, just an educated guess.
Eh, nevermind...