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KSM

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #90 on: January 18, 2020, 11:49:33 AM »
Quote from: PB on January 18, 2020, 11:46:16 AM
Some idiot at work called me a cracker once.  I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.

When informed, I laughed.  Not very effective as far as racial slurs go
So we're all just a bunch 'o crackers. Ellgab is Cracker Haven

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #91 on: January 18, 2020, 11:52:35 AM »
Quote from: KSM on January 18, 2020, 11:49:33 AM
So we're all just a bunch 'o crackers. Ellgab is Cracker Haven

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #92 on: January 18, 2020, 11:53:01 AM »
Quote from: KSM on January 18, 2020, 11:49:33 AM
So we're all just a bunch 'o crackers. Ellgab is Cracker Haven

''Billy Graham is a cracker''

Teammate banter during pregame stretching, from Jim Bouton's Ball Four

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #93 on: January 18, 2020, 01:50:59 PM »
Quote from: FISH on January 18, 2020, 07:10:20 AM
@PolkaDot just too funny to all your "?" ;D
I like your style.
You would be a "Bearcat" in the 1920's. 

PS/you are wrong about rye bread.
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #94 on: January 18, 2020, 02:25:06 PM »
Quote from: FISH on January 18, 2020, 07:34:15 AM
The news headliner is like looking into a Magic 8-Ball

LOL!!

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #95 on: January 18, 2020, 02:25:47 PM »
Quote from: PB on January 18, 2020, 07:35:29 AM
The last horror movie I saw was 'There's Something About Mary'

LOL!!

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #96 on: January 18, 2020, 02:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 10:58:59 AM
NOT TRUE!
A good amount of fake outrage is needed to sell the bit.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO DISCUSS FAKE OUTRAGE EVER AGAIN!

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #97 on: January 18, 2020, 02:40:11 PM »
Quote from: PB on January 18, 2020, 11:46:16 AM
Some idiot at work called me a cracker once.  I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.

When informed, I laughed.  Not very effective as far as racial slurs go
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #98 on: January 18, 2020, 02:43:35 PM »

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #99 on: January 19, 2020, 06:03:29 AM »
Quote from: FISH on January 18, 2020, 07:13:00 AM
@Chimp Covfefe is an excellent dancer. As noted in the videos in 'the Kingdom Of Bart.'

You have immaculate taste in dancers.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #100 on: January 21, 2020, 10:35:45 AM »
Many people, including @SpookyTim , mentioned they were moved by The Highwayman video I did for THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOOTACULAR 2.

If you go back and listen to the Art part you will hear that it is pretty much just him trying to sell Ghost To Ghost.
I used a clip of him talking about Ghost To Ghost and Shatner-spaced the words to make it seem deep and dramatic.
I figured that would be enough to pull on some heartstrings.
I MANIPULATED YOUR TEARS!

This program is only about one thing?


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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #101 on: January 22, 2020, 09:19:25 AM »
French fries are not made in France. 


They are made in grease.
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #102 on: January 22, 2020, 04:41:18 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 22, 2020, 09:19:25 AM
French fries are not made in France. 


They are made in grease.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #103 on: January 27, 2020, 04:15:44 PM »
Reinvention complete.
I am taking my woo to Amazon Prime Video.
BART ELL HAS LOST HIS MIND will be my first release.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #104 on: January 27, 2020, 06:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2020, 04:15:44 PM
Reinvention complete.
I am taking my woo to Amazon Prime Video.
BART ELL HAS LOST HIS MIND will be my first release.

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