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Walks_At_Night

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #75 on: January 18, 2020, 07:12:08 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 05:03:27 AM
I don't like big butts and I cannot lie.

You sure?

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #76 on: January 18, 2020, 07:13:00 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 05:16:43 AM
Chimp was a private dancer, a dancer for money when I met him.

@Chimp Covfefe is an excellent dancer. As noted in the videos in 'the Kingdom Of Bart.'

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #77 on: January 18, 2020, 07:20:02 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 18, 2020, 07:12:08 AM
You sure?

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Sweet baby Jesus!
Just for the record--sea stars are often referred to as starfish butt but they are not fish.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #78 on: January 18, 2020, 07:34:15 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 08:09:19 PM
A PRIVATE GROUP SHOULD BE A PRIVATE GROUP

The news headliner is like looking into a Magic 8-Ball

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #79 on: January 18, 2020, 07:35:29 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:50:09 PM
I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.

The last horror movie I saw was 'There's Something About Mary'

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #80 on: January 18, 2020, 07:41:55 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 18, 2020, 07:10:41 AM
I assume Nabs are in a seperate class and exempted from the F'ing?
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I have taken one bite of Nabs in my life.  Yick.     
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2020, 10:37:57 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 04:58:35 AM
STUPID QUESTION!
I watched enough of each to form a personal opinion.
No need to yell, Darling.  ::)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2020, 10:38:34 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 18, 2020, 05:01:52 AM
Is Google broken in your part of the world?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mood_Swings_(Harem_Scarem_album)
Why should I have to do ALL the work?  ???
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2020, 10:54:20 AM »
Chocolate covered raisins were my favorite treat at the movies when I was a kid. 
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #84 on: January 18, 2020, 10:58:59 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 18, 2020, 10:37:57 AM
No need to yell, Darling.  ::)

NOT TRUE!
A good amount of fake outrage is needed to sell the bit.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #85 on: January 18, 2020, 11:11:47 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 18, 2020, 07:12:08 AM
You sure?

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I would say that is the right amount of butt for the body.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #86 on: January 18, 2020, 11:12:24 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 18, 2020, 07:10:41 AM
I assume Nabs are in a seperate class and exempted from the F'ing?
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Flavored crackers get a double dose of fucking.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #89 on: January 18, 2020, 11:46:16 AM »
Quote from: KSM on January 18, 2020, 11:40:56 AM
Whites in general.

Some idiot at work called me a cracker once.  I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.

When informed, I laughed.  Not very effective as far as racial slurs go
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