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Same story that you've heard a million times before
@Bart Ell . Ms. Bullhead dancing and shaking it down at the
Your Place or Mine club. Dude named Big Mike knocking back watered down Seven and Seven's. Bar keep yells out "last call for alcohol". Big Mike buys two drinks for the road and is double fisted as the minute hand moves to the top of the hour. Desperation sets in as he takes last minute stock. Big Mike and Ms. Bullhead's eyes lock through the piss colored haze in the club. They have a little dance to the Funky Chicken. Big Mike lets on that it is a hard dance to do when one is endowed like he is. Ms. Bullhead purrrsss like a kitten as Big Mike suggests they get the hell out of there.
Hand in fin, they walk out to Big Mike's IROC Z T-top and peel out of the driveway, gravel flying everywhere. Destination: the river front and the spawning grounds. It is not for nothing that he is called Big Mike and soon rubber free, coitus un-interruptess goes down to its natural conclusion. Satiated, Big Mike flings Ms. Bullhead into the river and bolts in the IROC Z with the stereo blaring out Billy Squire's
My Kinda Lover at top volume.
A couple of days later back at the double wide, Big Mike goes to take a squirt when Ms. Bullhead pops up out of the toilet and informs him that she is expecting. Big Mike tries to do the right thing at first. He really did try. He allows Ms. Bullhead to move into his bowl and before long, the piteous creature shown before is born. They name him Small Paul. As a couple, they try and make a go of it but it intraspecies relationships rarely work long term. It doesn't help matters that Big Mike's sister Rae Anne begins to place doubts in Big Mike's head: "You know Mike, that Bullhead is such a little sl*t. She was banging all kinds of dudes. How do you know that Small Paul is even yours?".
Things continue to fall apart until finally in desperation they appear on the Maury Show. Maury takes Big Mike aside and asks him "If you find out that Small Paul is truly your abomination, you are going to support it, right?" What can Big Mike realistically do in that situation? He is boxed in and knows it - all he can do is say that yes he would. DNA test comes back, Maury opens the envelope with a "Big Mike - you
are the Father." Ms. Bullhead breaks down in tears of redemption. Small Paul lets out a hideous croak. Rae Anne storms off. Big Mike beats his chest and bellows "That little abomination is *mine*. I made that shit!"
Soon the fantasy land of TV is over and back to reality at the double wide. A hot little Muskrat catches Big Mike's eye and they flee to another state in the IROC Z. As a single fish, with an abomination to raise Ms. Bullhead does not know what to do. In desperation she starts turning tricks. She gets hooked on Horse as was inevitable and one sad day she ODs in the toilet bowl leaving Small Paul to swelter in the hot trailer. Soon Small Paul passes away in the heat. [His little flabby arms were to weak to turn on the box fans]
What you see are leaked pictures from the coroner's office. Someone sold them to the tabloids.
RIP Small Paul - you never had a chance lad.
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