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Bart Ell

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2265 on: August 10, 2021, 04:18:07 AM »
Ole Dan Stock the family doctor also found out how to reverse Alzheimer’s Disease!

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Despite practicing for three decades, Dr. Stock has most recently learned of an innovative way of reversing Alzheimer’s Disease.


The same people celebrating him as a hero with his 15 person horse paste and Flintstone Vitamin trial also call a vaccine that went through full trials experimental.
What is the hospitalization rate of people who get the virus?
How is his 15 person horse paste trial proof of anything given the hospitalization rate of those infected?
He treated 15 patients with a placebo and none of them needed to be hospitalized.
Hilarious.

https://www.merck.com/news/merck-statement-on-ivermectin-use-during-the-covid-19-pandemic/

If only family doctor Dan could separate his sane thoughts from his insane thoughts.
There are already dozens of doctors pointing out the errors Dan made but they will be called haters and trolls by those who seem to want to go full Falkie instead of listening to any opinion that is different than what they want to believe.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2267 on: August 10, 2021, 09:32:07 PM »
I get to go see my doctor tomorrow morning.  I'm guessing his first question is whether I've been vaccinated, and his second will be ''why not?''.

I doubt there's an answer out there that would satisfy him.  I could be in Gitmo by this time tomorrow.

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« Reply #2268 on: August 10, 2021, 09:54:44 PM »
I get to go see my doctor tomorrow morning.  I'm guessing his first question is whether I've been vaccinated, and his second will be ''why not?''.

I doubt there's an answer out there that would satisfy him.  I could be in Gitmo by this time tomorrow.
Saw mine last week for a skin irritation and yes  the question was asked.  My reply was the same as yours will be tomorrow. You know, the one syllable word that rhymes with KNOW!

Her response - "ok... so now why is this Mr. KSM?" (her eyebrows raised as if to snap a Z like Queen Latifa) Everything with her has to be this sarcastic sort of den mother thing with me.  ::)

Now. Should I have to see her about my elbow she will NO doubt ask me again!

@PB if you can come up with a some fantastic smartass response by the time you have to answer your Dr. tomorrow, please let me know what you go with and perhaps I'll use it too should I need it..

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« Reply #2269 on: August 10, 2021, 10:15:22 PM »
I get to go see my doctor tomorrow morning.  I'm guessing his first question is whether I've been vaccinated, and his second will be ''why not?''.
I doubt there's an answer out there that would satisfy him.  I could be in Gitmo by this time tomorrow.

I talked to my guy about it. Told him that I have had one flu in my life. Rode trains to work for the last 7 years and never got sick. We currently aren't around many people often, we decided I didn't need it. I didn't have to go past that. You could say no simply because it is experimental and you do not wish to be involved in the testing of these drugs.
I thought about requesting prescriptions for some of the drugs in the covid kit that you can get, but I wasn't certain on the dosages and whatnot, and then the pharmacy might refuse to fill it and I didn't want to get into all that.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2270 on: August 10, 2021, 11:18:29 PM »
I talked to my guy about it. Told him that I have had one flu in my life. Rode trains to work for the last 7 years and never got sick. We currently aren't around many people often, we decided I didn't need it. I didn't have to go past that. You could say no simply because it is experimental and you do not wish to be involved in the testing of these drugs.
I thought about requesting prescriptions for some of the drugs in the covid kit that you can get, but I wasn't certain on the dosages and whatnot, and then the pharmacy might refuse to fill it and I didn't want to get into all that.

Got my physical coming up next week.  I'm rolling with "Cuz my wife won't let me".

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2271 on: August 10, 2021, 11:40:24 PM »
... @PB if you can come up with a some fantastic smartass response by the time you have to answer your Dr. tomorrow, please let me know what you go with and perhaps I'll use it too should I need it..

Last time I was there, I don't remember how it came up but he told me I had ''the arrogance of good health''. 

I rather liked that, maybe I'll use it this time.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2272 on: August 11, 2021, 12:23:15 AM »
Got my physical coming up next week.  I'm rolling with "Cuz my wife won't let me".

I've got mine coming up on Monday.  I was thinking about something like this as a response. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjbAgwdBaTI

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2273 on: August 11, 2021, 04:32:22 AM »
You could say no simply because it is experimental

Then he would look silly.
Why would you want him to look silly?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2274 on: August 11, 2021, 04:40:10 AM »
Got my physical coming up next week.  I'm rolling with "Cuz my wife won't let me".

You could also just present them a printout of your internet search history for the last 3 days.
That printout may also help get you out of any moving violations.


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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2275 on: August 11, 2021, 05:22:30 AM »
You could also just present them a printout of your internet search history for the last 3 days.
That printout may also help get you out of any moving violations.

Would show a whole lot of queries on the setting of Subject Alternative Name in PKI certificates in Kubernetes clusters.
I suspect all that would get me is a pat on the head and a "You are even more boring then you look".
https://kubernetes.io/docs/setup/best-practices/certificates/

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2276 on: August 11, 2021, 01:14:23 PM »
That actually went well.


''Did you get the vaccine?''

''No''

''Do you have any questions for me?''

''No''

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2277 on: August 11, 2021, 01:44:05 PM »
Got my physical coming up next week.  I'm rolling with "Cuz my wife won't let me".
Just tell him Doc Ding Dong said you’re doomed no matter what you do. 

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2278 on: August 11, 2021, 02:41:35 PM »
These last few posts are really blowing my mind. I would assume that not wanting the vaccine would mean you don't believe in science, or care about mainstream doctor opinion. I would figure the antivax would be  dudes who never go to the doctor and have huge lumps coming out of their neck and just pass it off as a pimple and not get it checked.

So somehow you trust a doctor enough to put his index finger in your butthole, and exam if he feels something that only he can feel. You trust the doctor to squeeze your balls and ask you to cough. If you have a family and a family doctor, you trust to see your spouse naked. But somehow this virus is the thing you go "Don't worry doc I got this. I read something online by somebody I never heard of before saying it's cool"

There is online bullshit about every medical condition, why is this virus the thing you are latching onto and ignoring standard medical recommendation ?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #2279 on: August 11, 2021, 02:44:07 PM »
.... But somehow this virus is the thing you go "Don't worry doc I got this. I read something online by somebody I never heard of before saying it's cool"...

It's craaa-zy