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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #90 on: October 07, 2020, 04:38:35 PM »
Do all personal trainers in Philadelphia smoke and pound pizza pie, @FISH ?


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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2020, 07:48:12 AM »
Do all personal trainers in Philadelphia smoke and pound pizza pie, @FISH ?



question-What kind of nit wit wears a white jacket while eating a slice of pizza?
answer- a Bourgeoisie nit wit guy @Bart Ell
   One more bourgeoisie pizza guy--Joe Beddia’s pizzeria.  >:(

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/06/23/fishtown-pizzeria-named-the-best-in-the-country/

PS. @Chimp Covfefe  and I like the smokin' personal trainer guy.  ;)

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2020, 08:43:12 AM »
question-What kind of nit wit wears a white jacket while eating a slice of pizza?
answer- a Bourgeoisie nit wit guy @Bart Ell
   One more bourgeoisie pizza guy--Joe Beddia’s pizzeria.  >:(

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/06/23/fishtown-pizzeria-named-the-best-in-the-country/

PS. @Chimp Covfefe  and I like the smokin' personal trainer guy.  ;)

Okay, I won't rant, however I was done when he mentioned something about corona 'throwing off his scale.'  The virus made him not delineate the difference between a 7.9 or an 8.1 rating?  Or was it the Corona beer?    BEFORE THAT he said "you can tell it's artisan, you can see, like, the little drips of fresh oil..."  ::)  >:(  Artisan...a word that is thrown around too much.  *sigh*  I fucking hate him.

@FISH That guy is a nit wit, and a douche, so that's why he wears white while eating pizza.  He's so rich he could buy a new one every day.

Anyway, that Beddia pizza place looks like a hipster joint to me, or at least 'bourgeoisie' as you commented. 

So, this guy remarked that he is going to review cheese steaks next.  ;D  That should be great!  I fucking hate him.

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2020, 09:02:04 AM »
Okay, I won't rant, however I was done when he mentioned something about corona 'throwing off his scale.'  The virus made him not delineate the difference between a 7.9 or an 8.1 rating?  Or was it the Corona beer?    BEFORE THAT he said "you can tell it's artisan, you can see, like, the little drips of fresh oil..."  ::)  >:(  Artisan...a word that is thrown around too much.  *sigh*  I fucking hate him.

@FISH That guy is a nit wit, and a douche, so that's why he wears white while eating pizza.  He's so rich he could buy a new one every day.

Anyway, that Beddia pizza place looks like a hipster joint to me, or at least 'bourgeoisie' as you commented. 

So, this guy remarked that he is going to review cheese steaks next.  ;D  That should be great!  I fucking hate him.
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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2020, 09:08:39 AM »
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Mr bart- I love this Ginger.

I could be wrong.I could be right.
I could be wrong.


Anger is an energy. (4x)



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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2020, 09:18:48 AM »
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Mr bart- I love this Ginger.

I could be wrong.I could be right.
I could be wrong.


Anger is an energy. (4x)



I did some work with him for a very brief period of time.
He gave me a copy of his book and wrote this message in it - "You can call me Johnny."
He then signed it - John Lydon.

I DON'T KNOW WHY, DON'T ASK!

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #96 on: October 10, 2020, 09:21:55 AM »

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #97 on: October 10, 2020, 02:37:54 PM »

ONE BITE!



Was that Miller's birthmark on that pizza?

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2020, 04:15:31 PM »
I did some work with him for a very brief period of time.
He gave me a copy of his book and wrote this message in it - "You can call me Johnny."
He then signed it - John Lydon.

I DON'T KNOW WHY, DON'T ASK!
WOW WOW WOW.
Now I am really impressed with all your talents.
About 5 years ago, Johnny came to Philly.
Of course, I went to hear him sing. His voice was still raw and unpolished. I like that!
WHY, DON'T ASK!


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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #100 on: December 30, 2020, 11:49:06 AM »
Davey has been doing some good work lately.
https://www.barstoolsports.com/the-barstool-fund


https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1343398768419475456

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1344305783425675270

Kudos to him for helping people.  It truly is admirable.  I mean that, wholeheartedly.  However I still hate his reviews and the urge to punch him in the face has not yet subsided.

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #101 on: December 30, 2020, 11:53:20 AM »
Kudos to him for helping people.  It truly is admirable.  I mean that, wholeheartedly.  However I still hate his reviews and the urge to punch him in the face has not yet subsided.

I understand.
Anger is a thirst that can only be quenched with violence.

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #102 on: December 30, 2020, 12:00:46 PM »
I understand.
Anger is a thirst that can only be quenched with violence.

I knew you'd understand.  There will come a day where the anger will drain me and I may just settle for putting him in a headlock and giving him noogies.

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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #103 on: December 30, 2020, 12:45:41 PM »
I knew you'd understand.  There will come a day where the anger will drain me and I may just settle for putting him in a headlock and giving him noogies.

What?? Oh that does not sound like proper social distancing to me, Mr. Man. We are all in a No Noogie zone until all diseases are cured.
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Re: El Prez Barstool Pizza Reviews
« Reply #104 on: December 30, 2020, 01:01:31 PM »
What?? Oh that does not sound like proper social distancing to me, Mr. Man. We are all in a No Noogie zone until all diseases are cured.
 ;)

 ;D  I know. I know. @anniem  But no worries, my anger probably won't subside until all diseases are cured anyway.  ;)  So, noogies are on hold for now.  :D