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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5715 on: April 02, 2020, 06:34:35 AM »
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5716 on: April 02, 2020, 07:36:44 AM »
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5717 on: April 02, 2020, 09:26:52 AM »
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5718 on: April 02, 2020, 11:41:21 AM »
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She does This with her hand and calls it a handjob! Get Ron in here, he'll show ya'!

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5719 on: April 02, 2020, 01:17:34 PM »
Hold on while I MAKE A TRUMPET OF MY ARSE
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5720 on: April 02, 2020, 01:18:19 PM »
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I WIN AGAIN! I AM THE MUSICAL CHAIR CHAMPION!!!!

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5721 on: April 02, 2020, 05:05:09 PM »
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 "Bravo! bravo!" I cried with me eyes sparkling with pride.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5722 on: April 02, 2020, 06:35:34 PM »
"Bravo! bravo!" I cried with me eyes sparkling with pride.

HI @FISH HOW ARE YOU?

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5723 on: April 02, 2020, 10:54:58 PM »
Caption Contest Winners

@Bart Ell: 10 points
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@juan: 10 points
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@Mr Apnea: 10 points
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@anniem: 10 points

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5724 on: April 03, 2020, 01:30:11 AM »
                                           From the Library of Congress, 1920.

                                      What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  I do not encourage (blank) treatment
for freckles, and would not therefore
advise you to use a lotion (blank)
strong.  Without a doubt such treat-
ment would (blank) your skin.  Freckles
are very apt to disappear to a great
extent of their own accord.  Very
likely you will not notice them in (blank)
or (blank) years.
  A simple (blank), efficacious in some
instances, is made from (blank) ounces of
(blank) acid, one ounce of (blank) and
half an ounce of (blank)water.   

You will win twenty points for each correctly filled in blank because it is Double Points Friday.  Have fun.


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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5725 on: April 03, 2020, 05:10:09 AM »
                                           From the Library of Congress, 1920.

                                      What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  I do not encourage (blank) treatment
for freckles, and would not therefore
advise you to use a lotion (blank)
strong.  Without a doubt such treat-
ment would (blank) your skin.  Freckles
are very apt to disappear to a great
extent of their own accord.  Very
likely you will not notice them in (blank)
or (blank) years.
  A simple (blank), efficacious in some
instances, is made from (blank) ounces of
(blank) acid, one ounce of (blank) and
half an ounce of (blank)water.   

You will win twenty points for each correctly filled in blank because it is Double Points Friday.  Have fun.


intensive
that
damage
five
ten
treatment
two
boric
glycerin
mineral

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5726 on: April 03, 2020, 05:15:56 AM »
                                           From the Library of Congress, 1920.

                                      What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  I do not encourage (blank) treatment
for freckles, and would not therefore
advise you to use a lotion (blank)
strong.  Without a doubt such treat-
ment would (blank) your skin.  Freckles
are very apt to disappear to a great
extent of their own accord.  Very
likely you will not notice them in (blank)
or (blank) years.
  A simple (blank), efficacious in some
instances, is made from (blank) ounces of
(blank) acid, one ounce of (blank) and
half an ounce of (blank)water.   

You will win twenty points for each correctly filled in blank because it is Double Points Friday.  Have fun.


Serious
That
Fuck
Two
Three
Treatment
Two
Boric
Borax
Mineral

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5727 on: April 03, 2020, 10:07:09 AM »
I do not encourage (harsh) treatment
for freckles, and would not therefore
advise you to use a lotion (too)
strong.  Without a doubt such treat-
ment would (damage) your skin.  Freckles
are very apt to disappear to a great
extent of their own accord.  Very
likely you will not notice them in (two)
or (three) years.
  A simple (treatment), efficacious in some
instances, is made from (two) ounces of
(boric) acid, one ounce of (glycerin) and
half an ounce of (lime)water.   
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5728 on: April 03, 2020, 03:02:16 PM »
Dear Whoever
1. Strong
2. Very
3. Harm
4. Four
5. Five
6. Treatment
7. Citric
8. Milk
9. Rose
Merry Christmas

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5729 on: April 03, 2020, 03:19:18 PM »
                                           From the Library of Congress, 1920.

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  I do not encourage (harsh) treatment for freckles, and would not therefore advise you to use a lotion (terribly) strong.  Without a doubt such treatment would (damage) your skin.  Freckles are very apt to disappear to a great extent of their own accord.  Very likely you will not notice them in (five) or (ten) years.
  A simple (scrub), efficacious in some instances, is made from (two) ounces of (boric) acid, one ounce of (glycerine) and half an ounce of (rose)water.



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