Celebrity Deaths

[ShayP]

Wait, Malone, Dirk and Moses are in the Top Ten?  Really?

@PB Yeah.  Hard to believe Moses Malone is up there.  I will admit to being a fan of the 'Mailman' back in the day.

[ShayP]

Not very sublime..

LOL!!!!!! 

[ShayP]

No one even wanted to play with this guy, he was the ultimate ball hog

Shaq didn't.  Signature line at 1:20 (warning, parental guidance advised):   

Oh that always made me laugh. Too bad Shaq started kissing Kobe's ass later.  Gotta stick to you principles ya know.  I would like to see a meme where Shaq digs Kobe up from his grave and puts his ass on his face, then plays this rap song.  It would please me.

[ShayP]

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You nailed it. 

[ShayP]

"Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did," Bryant said in a statement at the time.

  ...is right.  Kobe did anal when she didn't want to.  The regular sex, she was down with.  Not the sodomy.  He took it too far and against her consent.

[PB]

@PB Yeah.  Hard to believe Moses Malone is up there.  I will admit to being a fan of the 'Mailman' back in the day.

They were great players, I'm just surprised they're that high on the list. 

Apparently I never really paid attention to 'Most Points Scored, Career'.

[KSM]

Dude.  I had an employee years ago that tried to call out of work because the singer from Sublime died.  WTF?  I made him come in and all he did was cry about 30 minutes into his shift.  I mean...seriously!!!???

Sublime? I had to Ooogle them!  slightly off topic but still deadly..  months ago when we were finishing up the hotel we were doing one of my employees had his phone and Bluetooth as our musical selection throughout the day. Everything was going good and his musical selection was everything from Iron maiden to The doors whom I love. All the sudden - out of the fucking blue - BAMM!  The theme from FRIENDS COMES ON!!  Monica and Chandler and all that shit!!!  It was in his regular shuffle!!  He does good work and I still have him but I made him delete the song that day under threat of termination.  all the electricians working around us stopped what they were doing as if to wonder who the gay retarded workers might be.  Good! Lord!!   @ShayP

[ShayP]

The theme from FRIENDS COMES ON!!  Monica and Chandler and all that shit!!!  It was in his regular shuffle!!  He does good work and I still have him but I made him delete the song that day under threat of termination.  all the electricians working around us stopped what they were doing as if to wonder who the gay retarded workers might be.  Good! Lord!!   @ShayP

Holy shit. @KSM Why would anybody have that in their playlist?  The theme from the Golden Girls I could see though.  The Greatest American Hero theme too.  But that's it.   

[PB]

Sublime? I had to Ooogle them! ...

They had at least one pretty catchy tune..

[PB]

...  But that's it.   

Hawaii 5-0, Mission Impossible... The Jetsons..

[ShayP]

Hawaii 5-0, Mission Impossible... The Jetsons..

Yep.  I'm with those as well.   

[PB]

I didn't think sports talk shows could find something more tedious and repetitive than a second week of pre-Super Bowl talk. 

I was wrong.

[PB]

The Lakers are postponing their next game.  Pathetic.

I bet none of them quit playing video games, clubbing, strippers, any of it. 

[ShayP]

I bet none of them quit playing video games, clubbing, strippers, any of it.

It's what Kobe would have wanted.

[ShayP]

I wonder if, in his last will and testament, Kobe did make a statement regarding the taste of Shaq's ass?