Random, stupid things on your mind

[JUAN]

Your daddy used to smoke in the car with the windows up.
He was trying to prepare you for this very moment but you have become soft.

It was too hot here to drive with the windows up.

[StarrMountain]

 

[Walks_At_Night]

Garsh.  Scary stuff.

Bronny James, son of LeBron James, suffers cardiac arrest at USC basketball practice

[Bart Ell]

Garsh.  Scary stuff.

Bronny James, son of LeBron James, suffers cardiac arrest at USC basketball practice

Add him to the list!

[Bart Ell]

I am happy that she only consumes 7 calories a day.

[KSM]

"You've GOTTA drink and drive! There's no other way to GET THE CAR BACK TO THE HOUSE!"

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[Peter Wyngarde]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/sex-mad-manatee-dies-after-30570738

I'm not quite sure why I had a Google alert set for the words 'manatee sex brother' but this story popped up the other day and I thought I'd share it with you freaks.

[KSM]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/sex-mad-manatee-dies-after-30570738

I'm not quite sure why I had a Google alert set for the words 'manatee sex brother' but this story popped up the other day and I thought I'd share it with you freaks.

Pretty simple, really. Google knows that you're a gay marine mammal. You should be appreciative.

Degenerate wanka'

[KSM]

Many people have trouble falling back asleep after waking in the middle of the night either for a bathroom visit or whatever. One of the most important things not to do is l00k at the clOck, especially if you have to get up early. Also, did you know that if you are just laying there in the night, still and quiet in the darkness, 1 hour of that is equal to 20 minutes of actual sleep.

You're welcome.

[PB]

Many people have trouble falling back asleep after waking in the middle of the night either for a bathroom visit or whatever. One of the most important things not to do is l00k at the clOck, especially if you have to get up early. Also, did you know that if you are just laying there in the night, still and quiet in the darkness, 1 hour of that is equal to 20 minutes of actual sleep.

You're welcome.

Yeah, you probably shouldn't watch The Birds.

[KSM]

Yeah, you probably shouldn't watch The Birds.

Now I'll watch it for spite. SPITE @Bart Ell

[sean92008]

I ended up in the shithole mall a few miles north of my place...

Other than the abject poverty of the type of stores here, bunch of places were suffering from credit card processing problems. While three stores were closed, one was open with a sign saying "cash only." Humm, wonder what store is going to be doing semi-okay on its books today...

Later at the same mall, I come across a guy in suit slacks and a white shirt with a tie. He looks like he's from a Beastie Boys video with gray hair and a matching mustache that all look quite fake. He was eyeing me, I have a feeling he's security. Hahaha.

[KSM]

Later at the same mall, I come across a guy in suit slacks and a white shirt with a tie. He looks like he's from a Beastie Boys video with gray hair and a matching mustache that all look quite fake. He was eyeing me, I have a feeling he's security. Hahaha.

He was eying you because he was security? Don't sell yourself short, maybe he was just gazing upon your firm thighs. Pouting buttocks. Beefy chest and arms. Suspicious russet potato package. Maybe you're a real looker 



 

[sean92008]

He was eying you because he was security? Don't sell yourself short, maybe he was just gazing upon your firm thighs. Pouting buttocks. Beefy chest and arms. Suspicious russet potato package. Maybe you're a real looker 

 

Hahaha.

Maybe he knew I recognized him... Because I did. This was him.
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[KSM]

Hahaha.

Maybe he knew I recognized him... Because I did. This was him.
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Hehehehehehehehe
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