When I was 18 I dated a chick with the roundest ass in the world. I mean it was not a half circle but more like 3/4 circle from the side. She was young so it was firm and not sagging despite its dimensions. I loved it! I loved sticking my face in there and goin' to town! One day I wondered how her farts escaped her buttocks and I was instantly turned off. Broke up with her.
Julie Nunweiler. She was real fuckin dumb too.
Hanging in the breeze?
That gap-toothed woman on Google?
I didn't want to seem stalkerish.
@KSM - Did she actually fart or was it just an "in-case" situation?