Two wonderful things...
I was writing an email. I noted the time I started the message. I dozed off and woke up 8 minutes later.
Not good, eh?
I have been shopping for a car and dealing with some poor salesgirl. She accidentally sent me a very personal, scantily-dressed photo... She's NOT a looker. Hopefully, it was intended for another. If she thinks that'll help her sell me crap, not going to work...