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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #150 on: December 08, 2018, 04:56:39 AM »
@Bart Ell , I think that you need more cowbells.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #151 on: December 09, 2018, 01:02:31 AM »
Bart, I like French Fries.  With Ketchup.
Tarter sauce.  Or, is it, tartar gravy, lol?  That sounds like a dental question.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #152 on: December 10, 2018, 09:25:25 PM »
@Bart Ell 

I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON!  IS THAT OK?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #153 on: December 10, 2018, 09:33:32 PM »
@Bart Ell 

I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON!  IS THAT OK?
No.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #154 on: December 10, 2018, 09:35:24 PM »
@Bart Ell 

I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON!  IS THAT OK?

I may make it mandatory!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #155 on: December 11, 2018, 05:16:08 PM »
For many years, on Halloween, after visiting higher end costume shops, I used spirit gum cosmetic glue (and spirit gum remover afterward) to wear a couple cute "real" fake mustaches.  I was able to trim the net backing on the re-usable moustaches to suit the look I wanted.  As decades went by and narrower moustaches came into style, I trimmed them again, although I never ended up happy with that narrower style.  Of course, before gluing the moustache on, I had to minimize my own peach fuzz, so the spirit gum didn't gum up so much.  The moustaches looked and moved like a real ones for years, because they were wig quality with flexible net backing, plus spirit gum has a little give in it.

Under my shirt, I wore cut foam to turn my bosom into a more masculine barrel chest.  I overheated from that.  The suit was of a low-contrast subtle plaid, thin lambswool, altered to fit (color scheme attached below).  I wore one of my dad's solid dark ties from the sixties.  The belt color also blended.  It was slightly cushioned leather about 1.5" wide and was oiled before I knew what oil-tanned was.  So soft!  Almost like a sueded surface.  I did look like a man.  Totally passed.  Lots of fun.

To help me remember the name of the that costume's color scheme today, I used an excellent website which includes considerations for color-blind people in its content.  https://www.colorhexa.com/738678



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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #156 on: December 11, 2018, 07:09:53 PM »
For many years, on Halloween, after visiting higher end costume shops, I used spirit gum cosmetic glue (and spirit gum remover afterward) to wear a couple cute "real" fake mustaches.  I was able to trim the net backing on the re-usable moustaches to suit the look I wanted.  As decades went by and narrower moustaches came into style, I trimmed them again, although I never ended up happy with that narrower style.  Of course, before gluing the moustache on, I had to minimize my own peach fuzz, so the spirit gum didn't gum up so much.  The moustaches looked and moved like a real ones for years, because they were wig quality with flexible net backing, plus spirit gum has a little give in it.

Under my shirt, I wore cut foam to turn my bosom into a more masculine barrel chest.  I overheated from that.  The suit was of a low-contrast subtle plaid, thin lambswool, altered to fit (color scheme attached below).  I wore one of my dad's solid dark ties from the sixties.  The belt color also blended.  It was slightly cushioned leather about 1.5" wide and was oiled before I knew what oil-tanned was.  So soft!  Almost like a sueded surface.  I did look like a man.  Totally passed.  Lots of fun.

To help me remember the name of the that costume's color scheme today, I used an excellent website which includes considerations for color-blind people in its content.  https://www.colorhexa.com/738678
You're telling me, everybody, or Bart this? Woman should never look like men BTW. ;)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #157 on: December 11, 2018, 11:48:28 PM »
You're telling me, everybody, or Bart this? Woman should never look like men BTW. ;)
Progressive Insurance uses the "name-your-price" tool.  In determining my audience, I used the "name-your-thread" tool.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #158 on: December 12, 2018, 05:22:53 PM »
@Bart Ell I hope that you have an awesome christmas.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #159 on: December 12, 2018, 06:29:07 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #160 on: December 12, 2018, 06:31:25 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #161 on: December 12, 2018, 08:03:52 PM »


You would make a terrible bull dyke.
Guess I could always get lessons from you ;D


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #162 on: December 13, 2018, 04:52:16 PM »
Guess I could always get lessons from you ;D
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #163 on: December 19, 2018, 07:56:19 PM »
One karma away from me saying "I got 99 karma's and a bitch ain't one"

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #164 on: December 19, 2018, 08:43:56 PM »
One karma away from me saying "I got 99 karma's and a bitch ain't one"
I GOT 99 KARMA'S AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE!!

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