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Tell Bart Anything
« on: August 15, 2018, 09:23:57 PM »
Bart, this year my cherry tomato plants bloomed and bloomed leaving us with an abundance of the lil red sweethearts. Here's what we do when this happens. We'll throw about two - three cups of them into the food processor and pulse until they are well, a slushy kind of texture. Then pour the wonderful mess into a regular white linen pillow case and string it up leaving one bottom corner hanging over a large bowl to catch all the tomato water.

By then the martini shaker and glasses are well frozen in the freezer. Equal parts quality vodka and tomato water into the shaker.. and shake. Let sit and shake again before pouring.

This is what I'm telling you.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2018, 06:36:17 AM »
I do the same thing.
With used tampons.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2018, 08:27:20 AM »
I have 35 more minutes work until I have 6 days off.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2018, 08:52:18 AM »
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2018, 08:54:21 AM »
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.

Seconded
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2018, 08:59:47 AM »
I have 35 more minutes work until I have 6 days off.
Yay!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2018, 10:02:40 AM »
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.

If Carl (or whatever idiot) didn't buy that legacy domain name I would have been gone back in April.
Thank or blame Carl for all this.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2018, 12:58:51 PM »
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
Yeah, me too I guess.  I mean, it could have been worse. ::) ;) ;D
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2018, 03:40:50 PM »
I do the same thing.
With used tampons.

Agghhhrrrgh ewww.  Ya' see. if I said that my karma (which is at an all time high right now) would dip to -4009.  Can I report you to a moderator? ;D
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2018, 03:48:08 PM »
Agghhhrrrgh ewww.  Ya' see. if I said that my karma (which is at an all time high right now) would dip to -4009.

Teflon Bart.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2018, 03:57:34 PM »
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.

me too  :) :), Bart Ell   :-* :)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2018, 03:58:48 PM »
me too  :) :), Bart Ell   :-* :)

Words are cheap. Go make a poster and get some publicity for the place.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2018, 03:59:58 PM »
Words are cheap. Go make a poster and get some publicity for the place.

where would i put the poster?  ::)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2018, 04:03:12 PM »
where would i put the poster?  ::)

Hold it up in a major sports venue. Or stand at a major intersection and get on the nightly news.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2018, 04:04:58 PM »
Hold it up in a major sports venue. Or stand at a major intersection and get on the nightly news.

I don't leave my house   :o 8) 8) 8) 8)