Random, stupid things on your mind

[FISH]

I'll ignore the above 🙄

Heard a news bit on the radio, apparently some lady went on to this website and used an online form that led to her being arrested.

https://rentahitman.com/
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She should have this story...

https://www.nationalcrimesyndicate.com/10-deadliest-hitmen-never-heard-of-before/

[PolkaDot]

I have discovered that I can give myself a respectable, decent haircut

I don’t believe it @sean92008

[sean92008]

I don’t believe it @sean92008

Hahahahaha!  My naturally curly hair has always been the bane of existence for the ladies... N products!

Now, it's just wavy. A 3/4" dog styling trimmer and a comb and trim on the top looks good enough for me.  My only issues are thinning the fuzzies near my neckline and keeping my neckline straight.

[sean92008]

Do you ever feel used? A stepping stone in his meteoric career?  (As an astral tackling target.)

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No, he will not remember all the little people!

😁😁😁

#HolzerFiles

[Bart Ell]

No, he will not remember all the little people!

He probably hates the little people.
He contacted me about 2 hours ago for a little chat.
Why? I'm Big Bart!

[sean92008]

He probably hates the little people.
He contacted me about 2 hours ago for a little chat.
Why? I'm Big Bart!

He's vibing. No coincidences!

[Kidnostad]

Was the dude wearing the helmet having a bad day or a good day?

[sean92008]

Was the dude wearing the helmet having a bad day or a good day?

My guess is bad.  I've seen old military helmets and those types of bombs.  That's at least an inch and a half (probably more) past the wall.  The concussion probably would have killed him if not the intrusion.

I saw unexploded ones as a kid often.  They were heavy.

[Kidnostad]

While working in the yard today I was half listening through ear buds to a talk show wherein the interviewee repeatedly referred to "warm bucket."  He wasn't the clearest of speakers and his sentences tended to trail off to a mumble towards the end.  It took about 5 minutes of focused listening to figure out he was referring to "Warren Buffet."

[anniem]

While working in the yard today I was half listening through ear buds to a talk show wherein the interviewee repeatedly referred to "warm bucket."  He wasn't the clearest of speakers and his sentences tended to trail off to a mumble towards the end.  It took about 5 minutes of focused listening to figure out he was referring to "Warren Buffet."

HA
Funny

[anniem]

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[Bart Ell]

For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.

[Walks_At_Night]

For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.

Cool!  Then you can pick up a pack of water.
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[anniem]

For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.

I'll take a minute.

[anniem]

Cool!  Then you can pick up a pack of water.
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Is there chocolate in that water?