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[KSM]

Lower left is pretty damn hot.....

A little curvy for my liking.

[PolkaDot]

I'd have to research whatever a pansexual is.

😆

[PolkaDot]

A recent study shows bi and pansexual people have the highest sex drive.
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2026-01-people-reveals-sexual-desire-age.html
In my experience it's lead guitar players.  Drummers probably are about the same but have much less success in accomplishing it.

Ok, but in all honesty why does everyone always denigrate drummers?

[KSM]

Ok, but in all honesty why does everyone always denigrate drummers?

Because drummers are not at all big picture people. They start out by seeking fame from behind the singers ass.

- They decide at whatever age to pick the one instrument that consists of several instruments, thus taking them vast amounts of time to set up and then tear down at the end of the gig, meanwhile everybody else in the band packed up and went home 30 minutes ago while drum guy is left in the dark parking pot at 2:30 am under the mercy of the half-moon-light trying to pack all his instruments into his 2006 almost always red Ford Taurus.

- Next day (or whenever) the band gets together again the drummer is sure to bitch at everybody else in the band for not sticking around to help him after the previous show.  This is a recurring scenario and after the first 203 sessions it is long past the joking phase, but still our drummer boy remains completely oblivious.

 - Rinse and repeat.

[Bart Ell]

A recent study shows bi and pansexual people have the highest sex drive.

If you are gonna be fucking everything you better have a higher sex drive.
This song taught me they do it at a 2 to 1 ratio.

[KSM]

Ok, but in all honesty why does everyone always denigrate drummers?

@Bart Ell I think she was ASKing you this..

[PolkaDot]

Because drummers are not at all big picture people. They start out by seeking fame from behind the singers ass.

- They decide at whatever age to pick the one instrument that consists of several instruments, thus taking them vast amounts of time to set up and then tear down at the end of the gig, meanwhile everybody else in the band packed up and went home 30 minutes ago while drum guy is left in the dark parking pot at 2:30 am under the mercy of the half-moon-light trying to pack all his instruments into his 2006 almost always red Ford Taurus.

- Next day (or whenever) the band gets together again the drummer is sure to bitch at everybody else in the band for not sticking around to help him after the previous show.  This is a recurring scenario and after the first 203 sessions it is long past the joking phase, but still our drummer boy remains completely oblivious.

 - Rinse and repeat.

So everyone else is selfish? I mean…doesn’t the drummer keep the music together…the literal beat, backbone of each song? So…everyone else needs a drummer to perform successfully.Like, isn’t the drummer doing the needful- sacrificing themselves to the cause?

Okay the last bit was a bit much…not even I believe that, but you get my point.

[JUAN]

I bet Karen had helpers.

[Bart Ell]

So everyone else is selfish? I mean…doesn’t the drummer keep the music together…the literal beat, backbone of each song? So…everyone else needs a drummer to perform successfully.Like, isn’t the drummer doing the needful- sacrificing themselves to the cause?

Okay the last bit was a bit much…not even I believe that, but you get my point.

If they could read, they would appreciate your support.

[Bart Ell]

I bet Karen had helpers.

She ate 40 calories that day and was full of energy.

[KSM]

So everyone else is selfish? I mean…doesn’t the drummer keep the music together…the literal beat, backbone of each song? So…everyone else needs a drummer to perform successfully.Like, isn’t the drummer doing the needful- sacrificing themselves to the cause?

Okay the last bit was a bit much…not even I believe that, but you get my point.

Some of them understand their chosen path and they stay in their own lanes, and in which case other guys are always happy to lend a hand afterwards. If drummer guy immediately tears his gear down after the last song while the rest are gathering their own stuff we would all normally grab an armload each and the drum kit would be out at his car. The whole things applies to the last night of a week long booking or just a single night show like a local wedding or something. Whatever night we were to be packed up. 

BTW weddings were the absolute worst kind of show to play. Horrific.

[JUAN]

Country club gigs are bad, too.  "You're too loud.  We can't talk"

[PolkaDot]

She ate 40 calories that day and was full of energy.

Is she the one that ate carrots constantly and turned orange?