ASK KSM anything

[PolkaDot]

Update:  She has a flat bum. I'm out!

They can’t all be Kardashians…

[JUAN]

Re your last upload to the Ask Bart thread.  Do you play through an amp and record it with a mic, or is this direct into your recorder? Horns and strings I know, guitars not so much.

[KSM]

Re your last upload to the Ask Bart thread.  Do you play through an amp and record it with a mic, or is this direct into your recorder? Horns and strings I know, guitars not so much.

Yeah, everything is recorded dinosaur style. The mic and the source. I should consider branching out and getting with the times though. Or not..   

They can’t all be Kardashians…

I'll tell you about her when our coffee arrives.

[TigerLily]

They can’t all be Kardashians…

The Kardashians aren't even Kardashians. 90% recyclable

[PolkaDot]

I'll tell you about her when our coffee arrives.

We should go girlfriend shopping. I have excellent taste in women @KSM .

[KSM]

We should go girlfriend shopping. I have excellent taste in women @KSM .

YES! So you take me to the chicks with round asses store? 

[PolkaDot]

YES! So you take me to the chicks with round asses store? 

It’s by invitation only. Very exclusive. Maintenance can be high though and your mileage may very.

[TigerLily]

We should go girlfriend shopping. I have excellent taste in women @KSM .

Besides the high ass, make sure she is independently wealthy. I hear his bar bill isn't cheap

[Walks_At_Night]

Ok @KSM - who is your fave?

• Ultra Violent Ray in the preppy sweater
• Richard the Lion Hearted in the plaid shirt
• Putrid Peace Maker Paulie in the white shirt

My take is this. Ray burns with an intense, competitive spirit that burns bright inside him. He will do *anything* to win - including kicking a man when he is down. He is a major dick but you want him on your team. The Claude Lemieux of the rest home. Richard has all the guts in the world. He gets pounded but won't quit. One tough mother even if he has no great aptitude. He is Dave Semenko. Paulie just gets BTFO consistently. No one likes or respects him. He's Sean Avery all the way.


https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1570305808310898689

[KSM]

Ok @KSM - who is your fave?

• Ultra Violent Ray in the preppy sweater
• Richard the Lion Hearted in the plaid shirt
• Putrid Peace Maker Paulie in the white shirt

My take is this. Ray burns with an intense, competitive spirit that burns bright inside him. He will do *anything* to win - including kicking a man when he is down. He is a major dick but you want him on your team. The Claude Lemieux of the rest home. Richard has all the guts in the world. He gets pounded but won't quit. One tough mother even if he has no great aptitude. He is Dave Semenko. Paulie just gets BTFO consistently. No one likes or respects him. He's Sean Avery all the way.


https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1570305808310898689

LOLOLOL!  Well. I'm with Ultra Violent Ray all the way! Dude does nice work and he knows how to fall-LAND-and most importantly, rise up again and again!

Peace Maker Paulie has no business there.

[TigerLily]

Boys will be boys. Must have been an earthquake going on. They can't be falling down from those sissy punches. But they are all going to break a hip and then they can have wheelchair races
Hey @KSM Do you think this is @Sleeps_At_Night 's posse?

[sean92008]

Vola Guitars supposedly in a store near you. Get rid of that Varay wannabe Yngwie copier George Lynch guitar and buy a work of craftsmanship!

https://www.volaguitar.com/
www.flipside-music.com

(A Canadian channel, too.)

[KSM]

Boys will be boys. Must have been an earthquake going on. They can't be falling down from those sissy punches. But they are all going to break a hip and then they can have wheelchair races
Hey @KSM Do you think this is @Sleeps_At_Night 's posse?

Sleeps_At_Night is locked in the Home for the Old n' Creepy. The scuffle you're seeing takes place at the front door of said facility. From what I hear, they couldn't agree on a way to break Sleeps out so falling to the ground match ensued. @TigerLily

[KSM]

Vola Guitars supposedly in a store near you. Get rid of that Varay wannabe Yngwie copier George Lynch guitar and buy a work of craftsmanship!

https://www.volaguitar.com/
www.flipside-music.com

(A Canadian channel, too.)

@sean92008 You first!! yes?

EDIT: Watched the video. It's actually a beautiful axe, and I love its versatility. hmm  impressed.

[sean92008]

@sean92008 You first!! yes?

EDIT: Watched the video. It's actually a beautiful axe, and I love its versatility. hmm  impressed.

The closest store is something like 90 plus miles away, other stores have rights to carry it but they're not actually stocking the guitars, they just got the rights and nobody else can.  Whoever is handling their American distribution is not very bright. The store should have something like a four guitar buy-in with a minimum of two guitars in stock at any one time after that. This guy at one store told me they just have the ability to order, never had any in stock.  That's probably the case in Denver also. ☹️