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[Walks_At_Night]

The second part looks like TiTs. Booobies..

TiTs. Booobies?  You returned it then?

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TiTs. Booobies?  You returned it then?

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It seems poor souls are confused on what a male masturbator / sex toy is and think this refers to a male sex doll with boobies and a hairy vagina.

[KSM]

What the 'Ell are you guys talking about? @sean92008 This is all about your question. They're turning it into a horrific sex doll masturbating revolution.

[PB]

8!TC4 T1T5?

Try sneaking that license plate request past DMV.

[sean92008]

What the 'Ell are you guys talking about? @sean92008 This is all about your question. They're turning it into a horrific sex doll masturbating revolution.

Aye yi yi.

Bitch Tits

I can say no more.

[KSM]

Aye yi yi.
I can say no more.

Hmm still, drawing a blank. OH! You mean Vera's nipples? She never birthed a litter so they've been all for not.

[sean92008]

Hmm still, drawing a blank. OH! You mean Vera's nipples? She never birthed a litter so they've been all for not.

10:27

Argh.

[KSM]

10:27

Argh.

 

Actually I woke at 3:03am this morning but fell swiftly back to dreamland.

[sean92008]

Actually I woke at 3:03am this morning but fell swiftly back to dreamland.

You're trolling me, aren't you? You know full well. Just because it's like zero fuck degrees outside, doesn't give you a right to pick on somebody in Southern California.
🤦🏻

I hope you have a jacket for Vera when you take her out.

[KSM]

You're trolling me, aren't you? You know full well. Just because it's like zero fuck degrees outside, doesn't give you a right to pick on somebody in Southern California.
🤦🏻

I hope you have a jacket for Vera when you take her out.

It is something else kinda cold out there. To the bone, fingers fall off, face cracks in half sorta shit.
She has her winter coat in full bloom. Was going to walk across the street to go into the office for a bit but that seems daunting and unappealing.
If I go I'll take her and she can lay around and pout like she does there. Novelty wears off rather quickly after the elevator ride. Although she does like looking out the windows way down at the traffic.

[sean92008]

It is something else kinda cold out there. To the bone, fingers fall off, face cracks in half sorta shit.
She has her winter coat in full bloom. Was going to walk across the street to go into the office for a bit but that seems daunting and unappealing.
If I go I'll take her and she can lay around and pout like she does there. Novelty wears off rather quickly after the elevator ride. Although she does like looking out the windows way down at the traffic.

Does she at least have boots?

It's not like she's a farm dog, she lives in your house and is probably quite soft compared to dogs that live in a barn or in a run outside with a stupid plastic dog house.

[KSM]

Does she at least have boots?

It's not like she's a farm dog, she lives in your house and is probably quite soft compared to dogs that live in a barn or in a run outside with a stupid plastic dog house.

Booties? On her? Heck no. We must remember where she grew up for the first 9 years of her life. Right now it is -42C in that town. Back then she would go outside to do her business and then be at the back door within 5 minutes. And wherever I walk her is never farther than about 200 ft from one of the building entrances while the weather is like this. I am going into work from 3-4 and I'll take her and bitch tits with me.

[PB]

Domestic animals mostly didn't evolve in arctic weather.  Cows in places like Montana shouldn't be left outside where elk and moose know to go deep into the thickest woods to survive.  Dogs shouldn't out walking on 110 degree sidewalks, and so on.

My Mexican neighbors thought it was perfectly normal for their short haired dog to be out all winter in freezing rain, howling from the cold.  Fuck them, I had to wake them up a couple of times at 3 am to get their attention.  Added bonus, not speaking to me anymore.   

[sean92008]

[PB]