Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

I have learned that even Rush fans can be smart in their own way.
They are probably good at math.
Also good at inventing things to use in place of a real vagina to make the sex with.
Like bags of warm Jell-O.

Rumored Factoid: RUSH fans are the wealthiest of all hard rock/metal fans.
Sources: Rolling Stone & People Magazine.

I, am not a RUSH fan, however their talent ETC is undeniable AND YOU KNOW IT!

The TigerLady asks a ridiculous question out of a chosen ignorance.

[KSM]

Dear Bart,

Why is this happening now that I am stateside? (blue lines) @Walks_At_Night may also be able to answer this. Didn't happen up in BC.

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[JUAN]

Is a backyard plastic ice hockey rink that snaps together like Legos a legitimate hockey rink?
Even if it is located in a suburb of Toronto?

[ItsOver]

Is a backyard plastic ice hockey rink that snaps together like Legos a legitimate hockey rink?
Even if it is located in a suburb of Toronto?

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[Walks_At_Night]

Dear Bart,

Why is this happening now that I am stateside? (blue lines) @Walks_At_Night may also be able to answer this. Didn't happen up in BC.

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Looks like you have spme sort of spelling or grammar checker enabled that perhaps was not enabled before. Did you update or reset anything on your device recently?   I doubt that your physical location has anything to with it. If you type up a post on another forum/site do you see the same behavior [You have to spell it that way now, not behaviour]? I'd guess that you will see it on other sites as well and that the change ocurred on your end.

I doubt that ellgab.com cares about where you are accessing the site from. Although a location aspect to the Who is Online feature could be cool.
People get stoked over on Godlike Productions when the Antarctica dude shows up and creeps around.
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[Bart Ell]

So you can basically measure IQ by how much someone rocks out to Rush and how many inventive uses someone has for Jello. I had a co-worker once that had a serious thing for Rush. Never saw him eating lunch. He always ate elsewhere. Downright sinister

No.
That clearly said that even dumb Rush fans can be smart in the right circumstances.
Also - your coworker was obviously a nerdbot who did not have to eat like a human human.

[Bart Ell]

Is a backyard plastic ice hockey rink that snaps together like Legos a legitimate hockey rink?
Even if it is located in a suburb of Toronto?

It is.
Unless you allow figure skaters on it.
It then becomes a girlyrink!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

In a recent live stream, George Senda revealed that he was a catcher in little league. After hitting a grand slam, two scouts from the Washington Senators approached him and offered to sign him when he was a bit older. All he had to do was look them up when he was of age. However, he moved and never could be bothered to follow up. Bart, since he he mentioned this it has haunted me.......

Pitched for four years in high school. Ran a million miles to keep my legs strong. Hours of fiddling with different grips and deliveries. Throwing through the shoulder and elbow pain. Suffering through the ice packs and painting your arm with that atomic heat stuff and dealing with agony of the liquid fire. Taking a line drive in the guts when some lefty bastard, held back on me and ripped a laser up the middle.  All of that and what did it amount to? A little nibble from some small, smelly, liberal arts school in Ohio where I could have got a degree in sticking my thumb up my butt. That was it. Whereas Senda has a standing offer to play pro ball and couldn't be bothered to follow up. 

Fast forward 30+ years to a few years ago and I'm playing catch with boys in the alley out back. Some of the young gym rats think they are all that but they don't really know what they are doing with a baseball. Sure, I'm a tubby old guy but I can still hurl. I let fly with a beautiful little slider and I fracture some 20 something Mo Fo' s hand. Inspired, I look up the local 50+ league as I figure it is just a bunch of dudes messing around, playing ball and having fun. It is not. Not at all. These boys are serious. Most of them played college ball at a high level and some spent time in the minors. Hell - they even had a Cuban. I throw on the side for about 15 minutes when their leader guy tells me that while I have good movement, I need better location and velocity and that I should take a hike. Dejected I drop my spikes in goodwill donation bin and put it aside forever.

Or so I thought. Now I am haunted by Senda's story. Tryouts are in February. Should I try and hurriedly get in shape and try again knowing that there is no chance or just swallow bitterness and be haunted by Senda's revelation?

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[KSM]

No.
That clearly said that even dumb Rush fans can be smart in the right circumstances.
Also - your coworker was obviously a nerdbot who did not have to eat like a human human.

Oh for fuck sakes.    You think Paul Shortino is a GOD. You don't have half a leg to stand on when it comes to judging fans. We're both immense SWORD fans.  Whooo the FUCK is a SWORD fan??? 

Ya' got a problem with LA Guns?
I'll INDIAN leg wrestle you!

peace
hope you're having a nice Christmas season so far



dinkface

[TigerLily]

Rumored Factoid: RUSH fans are the wealthiest of all hard rock/metal fans.
Sources: Rolling Stone & People Magazine.

I, am not a RUSH fan, however their talent ETC is undeniable AND YOU KNOW IT!

The TigerLady asks a ridiculous question out of a chosen ignorance.

I hate Rush. Geddy Lee sings like he wishes he was Chris Cornell but knows he doesn't have it. But that's just my opinion. My body. My choice

PS I like Sword. Too bad they are stuck in the wilds of Canada and no one gets to hear them. Sorry. Quota for one band from Canada only and Rush won the Lottery. Hosers

[KSM]

I hate Rush. Geddy Lee sings like he wishes he was Chris Cornell but knows he doesn't have it. But that's just my opinion. My body. My choice

PS I like Sword. Too bad they are stuck in the wilds of Canada and no one gets to hear them. Sorry. Quota for one band from Canada only and Rush won the Lottery. Hosers

Well you couldn't have sucked a harder dick with that bullshit entry.  You had no idea about a lowly metal band called SWORD until I mentioned it. 

And ------- Rush existed long before Sound Garden and they continued to exist lonf after Sound Garden BECAUSE RUSH are NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T KILL THEMSELVES!! You're analogy is bunk.  Good Lord - I am not even a RUSH fan and you have me defending them but that is what their undeniable talent does, it forces honesty. It forces an open mind to respect something that it may not otherwise..               I gotta pee

[Bart Ell]

Oh for fuck sakes.    You think Paul Shortino is a GOD. You don't have half a leg to stand on when it comes to judging fans. We're both immense SWORD fans.  Whooo the FUCK is a SWORD fan??? 

Rush sings about trees and nature.
Sword sings about following the wheel... WHEELS OF FIYAH!

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

In a recent live stream, George Senda revealed that he was a catcher in little league. After hitting a grand slam, two scouts from the Washington Senators approached him and offered to sign him when he was a bit older. All he had to do was look them up when he was of age. However, he moved and never could be bothered to follow up. Bart, since he he mentioned this it has haunted me.......

Pitched for four years in high school. Ran a million miles to keep my legs strong. Hours of fiddling with different grips and deliveries. Throwing through the shoulder and elbow pain. Suffering through the ice packs and painting your arm with that atomic heat stuff and dealing with agony of the liquid fire. Taking a line drive in the guts when some lefty bastard, held back on me and ripped a laser up the middle.  All of that and what did it amount to? A little nibble from some small, smelly, liberal arts school in Ohio where I could have got a degree in sticking my thumb up my butt. That was it. Whereas Senda has a standing offer to play pro ball and couldn't be bothered to follow up. 

Fast forward 30+ years to a few years ago and I'm playing catch with boys in the alley out back. Some of the young gym rats think they are all that but they don't really know what they are doing with a baseball. Sure, I'm a tubby old guy but I can still hurl. I let fly with a beautiful little slider and I fracture some 20 something Mo Fo' s hand. Inspired, I look up the local 50+ league as I figure it is just a bunch of dudes messing around, playing ball and having fun. It is not. Not at all. These boys are serious. Most of them played college ball at a high level and some spent time in the minors. Hell - they even had a Cuban. I throw on the side for about 15 minutes when their leader guy tells me that while I have good movement, I need better location and velocity and that I should take a hike. Dejected I drop my spikes in goodwill donation bin and put it aside forever.

Or so I thought. Now I am haunted by Senda's story. Tryouts are in February. Should I try and hurriedly get in shape and try again knowing that there is no chance or just swallow bitterness and be haunted by Senda's revelation?

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Find some Woodie Fryman footage and copy what he did.
That old goat used to move around chips in his elbow between pitches!
He would load the bases and then, somehow, get himself out of it.
Be Woodie!

[Bart Ell]

It forces an open mind to respect something that it may not otherwise.. 

Yes.
That is why I mentioned Rush fans may be dumb for liking them but can be smart in different areas - like math or avoiding HPV by never putting a human twat near their mouth or prick.

[KSM]

Yes.
That is why I mentioned Rush fans may be dumb for liking them but can be smart in different areas - like math or avoiding HPV by never putting a human twat near their mouth or prick.

Humans don't have twats. Women do!  And BTW that was their best album!   

RUSH 
human twat