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TigerLily

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1500 on: December 13, 2018, 10:01:11 AM »

Dear Darth Barthur

Is the Wootacular akin to the Apocalypse?

I asked this same question in an incorrect thread. Does this require a smite?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1501 on: December 13, 2018, 10:49:30 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on December 13, 2018, 10:01:11 AM
Dear Darth Barthur

Is the Wootacular akin to the Apocalypse?

I asked this same question in an incorrect thread. Does this require a smite?

The Wootacular is everything you wished for from Bart.

Yes, smite yourself.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1502 on: December 13, 2018, 03:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 13, 2018, 10:49:30 AM
The Wootacular is everything you wished for from Bart.

Yes, smite yourself.

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*Cockney rhyming slang or equine
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1503 on: December 13, 2018, 03:05:55 PM »
OMG  it worked.. thank you  Bart .. I always loved you   :) :) :) :-* :-* :-*

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1504 on: December 13, 2018, 03:06:54 PM »
oh no, i went from the nursery to the cuckshack   :-X :( :'(

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1505 on: December 13, 2018, 03:09:26 PM »
Bart, please take me out of cuckshack..i promise to be good

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1506 on: December 13, 2018, 03:10:57 PM »
Dear Bart.. I am out of nursery and in cuckshack but i can post.. i am all mixed up.. please take me out of cuckshack for Christmas   :) :-* :-* :-*

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1507 on: December 13, 2018, 06:04:52 PM »
^^^^

Really?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1508 on: December 13, 2018, 06:09:54 PM »
Quote from: DynamoHum on December 13, 2018, 03:04:39 PM
Do we each get a pony*?




*Cockney rhyming slang or equine

Yes.
I forgot to cut air holes in the boxes, though.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1509 on: December 13, 2018, 06:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on December 13, 2018, 06:04:52 PM
^^^^

Really?

Seemed to be a glitch.
I did not have time to deal with it so I just banned her ass.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1510 on: December 13, 2018, 06:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 13, 2018, 06:10:45 PM
Seemed to be a glitch.
I did not have time to deal with it so I just banned her ass.
#HollyJolly

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1511 on: December 13, 2018, 10:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 13, 2018, 06:10:45 PM
I just banned her ass.
#HollyJolly
Dear Santa, her ass is not enough. May you completely ban the entire skunkass smelling feces smeared twatface permanently.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1512 on: December 13, 2018, 10:17:59 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 13, 2018, 06:10:45 PM
Seemed to be a glitch.
I did not have time to deal with it so I just banned her ass.
#HollyJolly
Thank you good sir. Did you hear they have begun banning people they just don’t like on Bellgab?  I’ve been there since before the he owner has. That place is a toilet now.

I hope the funeral pyre burns quickly and fully.  The last bit of gas that I can has apparently been thrown.

Within a day of challenging the current owner directly this is the result.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1513 on: December 13, 2018, 10:23:26 PM »
Quote from: Enard P Farkwark on December 13, 2018, 10:17:59 PM
Did you hear they have begun banning people they just don’t like on Bellgab?

That's what I do here!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1514 on: December 13, 2018, 10:29:06 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 13, 2018, 10:23:26 PM
That's what I do here!
Well. At the very least you seem to have better taste.

Thanks as always for the laughs.
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