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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1620 on: January 09, 2019, 12:37:35 AM »

I miss you, my friend.  I hope you reconsider bringing back Sunday Tunes.  I'll do most anything to help you.  Just ask, and you got it. ;) :-*

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1621 on: January 09, 2019, 11:50:40 AM »
Not in the winter.
Patience.

I have some that I froze from last year off of my tree .they will suffice and are way better than anything in the store.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1622 on: January 10, 2019, 04:00:19 PM »
@Bart Ell

Can I have 24 hours notice of the next service interruption per the terms of the performance metrics in our service level agreement?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1623 on: January 10, 2019, 04:03:34 PM »
@Bart Ell

Can I have 24 hours notice of the next service interruption per the terms of the performance metrics in our service level agreement?

Will be be down Sunday morning from 4am eastern to about 6am.
We will be moving to a new hosting company.
Actually we were about 10 minutes away from flipping the switch to the new host using a backup from yesterday and this one decided to come back up.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1624 on: January 10, 2019, 04:05:23 PM »
Will be be down Sunday morning from 4am eastern to about 6am.
We will be moving to a new hosting company.
Actually we were about 10 minutes away from flipping the switch to the new host using a backup from yesterday and this one decided to come back up.

which company are you going to? i will hang up and take my answer off air
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1625 on: January 10, 2019, 04:14:55 PM »
which company are you going to? i will hang up and take my answer off air

One that doesn't pretend there is nothing wrong.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1626 on: January 10, 2019, 07:24:55 PM »
@Bart Ell  Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1627 on: January 10, 2019, 07:42:11 PM »
I have some that I froze from last year off of my tree .they will suffice and are way better than anything in the store.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1628 on: January 10, 2019, 11:17:50 PM »
@Bart Ell  Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.
Disambiguation clarification:  The alleged V has nothing to do with Vanderwhom.
There are so many coincidences:
V=Vara
V=Vera
V=Vanderwhom
George Noory
George Senda
George Knapp
MV=Michael Vara
MV=Mr. Vanderwhom
Dave=Dave Schrader
Dave=George Noory
Dave=I know there are others; I can't keep track!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1629 on: January 10, 2019, 11:24:10 PM »
Disambiguation clarification:  The alleged V has nothing to do with Vanderwhom.
There are so many coincidences:
V=Vara
V=Vera
V=Vanderwhom
George Noory
George Senda
George Knapp
MV=Michael Vara
MV=Mr. Vanderwhom
Dave=Dave Schrader
Dave=George Noory
Dave=I know there are others; I can't keep track!

Dave’s not here man.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1630 on: January 10, 2019, 11:51:54 PM »
Dave’s not here man.
Man???  Too many Dave's.  How is your beauty rest?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1631 on: January 11, 2019, 01:32:22 AM »
Disambiguation clarification:  The alleged V has nothing to do with Vanderwhom.
There are so many coincidences:
V=Vara
V=Vera
V=Vanderwhom
George Noory
George Senda
George Knapp
MV=Michael Vara
MV=Mr. Vanderwhom
Dave=Dave Schrader
Dave=George Noory
Dave=I know there are others; I can't keep track!
It gets to the point that you learn to figure all these out by context, even if they are initials! I wonder if future language historians will have a category for Ellgabese. That would probably please Bart.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1632 on: January 11, 2019, 05:45:22 AM »
It gets to the point that you learn to figure all these out by context, even if they are initials! I wonder if future language historians will have a category for Ellgabese. That would probably please Bart.

The test of context will be their Rosetta Stone. Let them read all of it to be able to understand it.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1633 on: January 11, 2019, 06:06:47 AM »
It gets to the point that you learn to figure all these out by context, even if they are initials! I wonder if future language historians will have a category for Ellgabese. That would probably please Bart.
There are two Varas, too, right?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1634 on: January 11, 2019, 06:06:48 AM »
@Bart Ell  Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.
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