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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1650 on: January 15, 2019, 11:50:26 AM »
The kind that get your ass clean.
3 ply, don't cheap out on 2 ply
Use some baby wipes and don't be afraid to get up into your asshole with it.
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Yeah, I prefer the cottonelle. They are very refreshing.

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« Reply #1651 on: January 15, 2019, 10:37:46 PM »
The kind that get your ass clean.
3 ply, don't cheap out on 2 ply
Use some baby wipes and don't be afraid to get up into your asshole with it.
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So what you are saying, "don't buy the cheap ass shit toilet paper"?

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« Reply #1652 on: January 15, 2019, 10:39:14 PM »
so here is other question for you @Bart Ell . What is the best toilet paper for toilet papering someone house then??

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« Reply #1653 on: January 15, 2019, 10:41:08 PM »
so here is other question for you @Bart Ell . What is the best toilet paper for toilet papering someone house then??

Never waste toilet paper, Damon.
There are toilet paperless starving kids in China who will, one day, have a meal and then need to wipe their asses.


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« Reply #1654 on: January 15, 2019, 10:44:27 PM »
Never waste toilet paper, Damon.
There are toilet paperless starving kids in China who will, one day, have a meal and then need to wipe their asses.
lol ok bart.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1655 on: January 16, 2019, 08:05:39 PM »
Bart, do you have any exotic pets? Ya' know, ssSnakeSss, lizards, exotic birds etc..

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1656 on: January 18, 2019, 03:59:03 AM »
@Bart Ell if you could be send to any planet in the milky way, which ellgabber would you take with you? Also which ellgabber would you leave on Pluto?

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« Reply #1657 on: January 18, 2019, 04:00:11 AM »
@Bart Ell what came first, the chicken or the EGG??

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« Reply #1658 on: January 18, 2019, 04:01:39 AM »
@Bart Ell if you can ask the pope anything, What would you asked him??

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« Reply #1659 on: January 18, 2019, 04:03:42 AM »
@Bart Ell Who is your hero(s) and why?  Are you more like Captain Kirk or more like Captain Picard or more like Han Solo??

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« Reply #1660 on: January 18, 2019, 04:07:26 AM »
@Bart Ell what is the best movie that you have seen lately and what is the worst movie that you have seen lately??

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« Reply #1661 on: January 18, 2019, 04:52:23 AM »
Bart, do you have any exotic pets? Ya' know, ssSnakeSss, lizards, exotic birds etc..

I was snake-sitting a Rosy Boa for a friend of mine, years ago, when I lived on Mt Baldy, cause his girlfriend didn't like snakes (I think snakes are cool).  He finally told me I could keep the Rosy Boa cause his girlfriend would leave if he brought Her back.
I did a little research, and found that Rosy Boas are native to Mt Baldy and live near water. 
He had given me "Rosy" in December.  Snakes usually hibernate in the winter, so I gave her a good place to live (heat rock, food, etc) through the winter.  At one point SHE got loose in my room.  But She came out while I was looking for Her.  She just didn't want to be so confined.  Well, yeah, we did become friends, of sorts.  I didn't restrict Her to the aquarium thingy, but She was always in it at night for the heat-rock.
That Spring, when the weather was warm enough at night, I turned Her loose, next to Bear Canyon Creek.
Yes, She did look at me before she slipped into the greenery on the creek bank, as though to say "thank you, my friend."
Rosy Boas are a beautiful and very docile serpent.  I hope anyone who encounter one, gives them the respect they deserve. :-*

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« Reply #1662 on: January 18, 2019, 05:54:06 AM »
Bart, do you have any exotic pets? Ya' know, ssSnakeSss, lizards, exotic birds etc..

I have a zoo filled with slow adults.

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« Reply #1663 on: January 18, 2019, 05:55:38 AM »
@Bart Ell if you could be send to any planet in the milky way, which ellgabber would you take with you? Also which ellgabber would you leave on Pluto?

Seems like a trick question...
If I could only take one with me that would have to be the person I leave on Pluto.

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« Reply #1664 on: January 18, 2019, 05:57:19 AM »
@Bart Ell what came first, the chicken or the EGG??

The only possible answer is two adult chickens - one male and one female.
They fuck and make baby chickens.
Did you ever see a baby feed itself?