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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1665 on: January 18, 2019, 05:57:46 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 18, 2019, 04:01:39 AM
@Bart Ell if you can ask the pope anything, What would you asked him??

How often he jerks off.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1666 on: January 18, 2019, 06:01:00 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 18, 2019, 04:03:42 AM
@Bart Ell Who is your hero(s) and why?  Are you more like Captain Kirk or more like Captain Picard or more like Han Solo??

I am my hero.
I would choose Han Solo since I saw Star Wars when I was a child and never really watched the other two

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1667 on: January 18, 2019, 06:01:59 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 18, 2019, 04:07:26 AM
@Bart Ell what is the best movie that you have seen lately and what is the worst movie that you have seen lately??

The only movie I have seen in the last year is the Bob Lazar movie.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1668 on: January 19, 2019, 09:25:44 PM »
@Bart Ell  If @Jedimiller and Falkie enters the thunderdome, Who will win?? Also should the event with @Jedimiller and falkie be livestreamed??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1669 on: January 20, 2019, 05:38:37 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 19, 2019, 09:25:44 PM
@Bart Ell  If @Jedimiller and Falkie enters the thunderdome, Who will win?? Also should the event with @Jedimiller and falkie be livestreamed??

Flakie would get his grifting ass kicked.
Yes, a live stream would be ideal.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1670 on: January 20, 2019, 05:52:13 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 18, 2019, 06:01:59 AM
The only movie I have seen in the last year is the Bob Lazar movie.


Was it any good?

Give pees a chance.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1671 on: January 20, 2019, 06:19:15 AM »
Quote from: DynamoHum on January 20, 2019, 05:52:13 AM
Was it any good?

It is geared towards those who never heard of Bob.
Lots of Jeremy talking about people he talked to instead of the people he talked to.
Bob sees pictures of the hand scanner he has not seen since he was at S-4... or since he last watched 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1672 on: January 20, 2019, 06:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 20, 2019, 05:38:37 AM
Flakie would get his grifting ass kicked.
Yes, a live stream would be ideal.
@Bart Ell Thanks. how long to you thing that it will take @Jedimiller to win in the thunderdome with falkie?? 5 minutes? 10 minutes???

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1673 on: January 20, 2019, 06:41:43 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 20, 2019, 06:30:26 AM
@Bart Ell Thanks. how long to you thing that it will take @Jedimiller to win in the thunderdome with falkie?? 5 minutes? 10 minutes???

12 seconds

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1674 on: January 20, 2019, 01:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 20, 2019, 06:19:15 AM
It is geared towards those who never heard of Bob.
Lots of Jeremy talking about people he talked to instead of the people he talked to.
Bob sees pictures of the hand scanner he has not seen since he was at S-4... or since he last watched 2001: A Space Odyssey

Corbell needs to do an Art Bell doc ... he’s the thread that ties all these subjects together.
Give pees a chance.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1675 on: January 21, 2019, 01:50:13 PM »
@Bart Ell if you were falkie's doctor, what would you do with him?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1676 on: January 21, 2019, 02:03:17 PM »
Bart,

On your suggestion I'm moving my office to the guest house. Now I can't find my fast USB adapter. Have you seen it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1677 on: January 21, 2019, 02:51:04 PM »
Quote from: damon on January 21, 2019, 01:50:13 PM
@Bart Ell if you were falkie's doctor, what would you do with him?

1. Cock job
He was have a happier life if he had, at least, an average sized cock.

2. Stress test.
I would play sounds of trains going by so he thinks it is an earthquake an actually runs a little bit.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1678 on: January 21, 2019, 02:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Bobs Your Uncle on January 21, 2019, 02:03:17 PM
Bart,

On your suggestion I'm moving my office to the guest house. Now I can't find my fast USB adapter. Have you seen it?

It's beside the mouse

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1679 on: January 21, 2019, 02:59:02 PM »
@Bart Ell on your toilet paper, is there any pictures on it? if so who or whats is it?
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