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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2325 on: September 15, 2019, 07:58:08 AM »
Is that a jackalope in the distance? I bet they don't have those in Thailand

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2326 on: September 16, 2019, 01:32:23 AM »
Is that a jackalope in the distance? I bet they don't have those in Thailand

@TigerLily I did spot this little guy today.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2327 on: September 16, 2019, 07:34:27 PM »
@TigerLily I did spot this little guy today.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2328 on: September 21, 2019, 01:30:21 AM »
Did the "Things That Annoy Me" thread disappear at the same time as Bellgab's version disappeared?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2329 on: September 21, 2019, 05:11:57 PM »
Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2330 on: September 21, 2019, 07:32:12 PM »
Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!
Lolol  Not laughing at but rather albeit out of frustration, laughing with. I have no idea how they do it! It's almost magical or like they flood the building at night and drain it a half hour before opening.  I have two fence posts that I'm going to have to dig out and replace. Thing is that I'm going to have to damage or replace a few of my fence panels to do so.  I have to break a lot of eggs to mend a small omelette.  Those posts did not seem green when I built the fence but somehow they were I guess.  :-\

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2331 on: September 22, 2019, 01:59:02 AM »
Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!
And we got a long, tall, nice, brand new cedar fence that doesn't smell like cedar at all (unless you put your nose right on it) because the wood must have been cut a decade ago.  Sigh.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2332 on: September 22, 2019, 02:05:39 AM »
And we got a long, tall, nice, brand new cedar fence that doesn't smell like cedar at all (unless you put your nose right on it) because the wood must have been cut a decade ago.  Sigh.

Not all cedar is aromatic cedar.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2333 on: September 22, 2019, 02:13:28 AM »
Not all cedar is aromatic cedar.
Incense Cedar, is the fragrant wood.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2334 on: September 22, 2019, 05:38:51 AM »
Why is every piece of lumber at Home Depot sopping wet? It's the end of summer in California! It hasn't rained here for months! Do they take all the stacks of lumber outside at night and hose them down? Now I have to let them dry out before I can work with them and hope while drying they don't warp! Honestly!

It is wet because they soak it to pressure treat it.
That or they have thousands of mice pissing on it every night.
That is what you get for cheaping out and buying your lumber at Home Depot.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2335 on: September 22, 2019, 07:47:07 AM »
It is wet because they soak it to pressure treat it.
That or they have thousands of mice pissing on it every night.
That is what you get for cheaping out and buying your lumber at Home Depot.

Whew! I thought you were going to say rat piss.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2336 on: September 23, 2019, 01:30:36 AM »
Not all cedar is aromatic cedar.
Oh, that might explain it.  After a big rainstorm tonight, I did smell it from over 100' away.  A nice treat.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2337 on: September 24, 2019, 12:04:07 PM »
@Bart Ell I know there are a few pictures of Justin Trudeau in a full headdress. Are there any of him in redface and warpaint?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2338 on: September 24, 2019, 12:05:53 PM »
@Bart Ell I know there are a few pictures of Justin Trudeau in a full headdress. Are there any of him in redface and warpaint?

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The Bart also doesn't fake outrage over things that schools published in yearbooks, at the time, without issue.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2339 on: September 24, 2019, 02:43:01 PM »
The Bart doesn't do politics.
The Bart also doesn't fake outrage over things that schools published in yearbooks, at the time, without issue.

What!? WHAT!?!? No fake outrage?? NONE?  THAT'S CRAZY TALK AND OUTRAGEOUS

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