Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bartango

There is a complaint two trolls (No. Not PolkaDot and I) are junking up the Tell You Anything thread. Do you like the action or prefer they move to Whatever? Your wish is my command. Usually

Just remember I get "neener, neener, neener" rights on juan if you say to stay

HR told me not to go against the wishes of someone named Juan for fear of THAT'S RACIST being used against me.
So, for that reason alone, @juan wins.

[Bart Ell]

In 100 years you can guess what @Bart Ell will say.  But in a different thread.

People will not have to guess, they will know my words from reading The Bartble.
Yes, I have a #BartComplex.

[GravitySucks]

People will not have to guess, they will know my words from reading The Bartble.
Yes, I have a #BartComplex.

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[PolkaDot]

Ok. I'll wait.   

Here or do you have to wait in a different thread? I was confused about which thread the waiting happened in.

[PolkaDot]

HR told me not to go against the wishes of someone named Juan for fear of THAT'S RACIST being used against me.
So, for that reason alone, @juan wins.

I feel like your being racist by making assumptions based on his name.
Wait a minute....

[anniem]

@TigerLily Well since yours truly is one of said "trolls" please allow me to say that all is good in the world and there's no need to perpetuate things by reporting an EXTREME MODERATOR to the main administrator!

And why is it that everybody is so quick to slap the troll label on me, huh? I do remarkable things behind the scenes here and I don't brag about it either. Just like I won't be bragging about STANDING IN THE SUB ZERO WEATHER Ringing my kettle bell raising money for the Salvation Army every year since 04!! (but I didn't say that)

BTW 4 of the karmic points I've racked up were from Bart during my delicate handlings of you two ladies. JAYGAB, now there's a troll. You should PM him a warning. I'll back you up.

Step down and fall in, honey.  Peace 

+1 Annie. Fuck Raymond, everybody loves YOU!

Wheee!

[anniem]

People will not have to guess, they will know my words from reading The Bartble.
Yes, I have a #BartComplex.

Is there an electronic version of the Barble available?

[anniem]

Here or do you have to wait in a different thread? I was confused about which thread the waiting happened in.

I believe I am doing both at once. I am threadadextrous.

[PolkaDot]

I believe I am doing both at once. I am threadadextrous.

impressive!

[TigerLily]

@TigerLily Well since yours truly is one of said "trolls" please allow me to say that all is good in the world and there's no need to perpetuate things by reporting an EXTREME MODERATOR to the main administrator!

And why is it that everybody is so quick to slap the troll label on me, huh? I do remarkable things behind the scenes here and I don't brag about it either. Just like I won't be bragging about STANDING IN THE SUB ZERO WEATHER Ringing my kettle bell raising money for the Salvation Army every year since 04!! (but I didn't say that)

BTW 4 of the karmic points I've racked up were from Bart during my delicate handlings of you two ladies. JAYGAB, now there's a troll. You should PM him a warning. I'll back you up.

Step down and fall in, honey.  Peace 

+1 Annie. Fuck Raymond, everybody loves YOU!

I didn't call you a troll. I was passing on the Hispanic guy's complaint. So how about some love for the tattletale? 

[KSM]

I didn't call you Garth. I was passing Gas on the Hispanic guy. So how about some eggs for my feet? 

WHAAaaaa  lady you craaaazy

[Aquarius]

You should know by now you have carte blanche. To troll or not to troll. To boot out or not to boot out. To have any opinion or none at all. I have spoken. Even if Bart doesn't agree. But he will. Oh yes, he will

I don't know if I should be concerned or not that this conversation is a) making me laugh, which I appreciate, and b) I am actually following the logic (if you can call it that) in the replies.

I was going to say that trying to think of a good reply was taking too much of a troll on me, but then I decided that pun didn't work. So just forget I wrote it ok?

Thanks. 

[PolkaDot]

I don't know if I should be concerned or not that this conversation is a) making me laugh, which I appreciate, and b) I am actually following the logic (if you can call it that) in the replies.

I was going to say that trying to think of a good reply was taking too much of a troll on me, but then I decided that pun didn't work. So just forget I wrote it ok?

Thanks. 

We are all only here to entertain and be entertained! Good to see you @Aquarius

[Aquarius]

WHAAaaaa  lady you craaaazy

Ok, @KSM, you got me to nearly spit out my iced tea for that one.

Thank you, I needed the laugh! +1, SIR! 

[PolkaDot]

Ok, @KSM, you got me to nearly spit out my iced tea for that one.

Thank you, I needed the laugh! +1, SIR! 

Please don’t encourage him!